Just like a horror movie series, evil-minded Soviet-era treaties just keep coming back to life, aided by their acolytes in the United States Senate.
John Kerry, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and mate of the Heinz ketchup fortune, last week decided to revisit the aptly named Law of the Sea Treaty -- or LOST.
This treaty was originally rejected by President Reagan, but the LOST agenda has been lurking around the corridors of the United Nations ever since.
The treaty, which was endorsed by the former Soviet Union, would reduce our military power, rob us of rights over our own coastal resources, subject U.S. actions in international waters to the authority of foreign countries and submit our country to an international taxing agency that would "redistribute" our wealth to other nations, including some of our enemies.
Naturally, the liberals like it. And by liberals I mean not just Democrats but some of the RINOs hiding in the GOP camp, such as the five living Republican secretaries of state, from Kissinger to Rice.
The best reasons conjured for approving LOST include joining the international community in regulating the seas, "having a seat at the table" to negotiate rights over resources and having legal recourse should other nations violate our rights. Most incredibly, promoters of this treaty seem to think we'll believe it increases our national security.
First, joining the international community to regulate the seas: We can already do that without the United Nations being given authority over us. It's called diplomacy and negotiation.
Having a seat at the table: Unless you're talking about an invitation to a gourmet feast or at least Thanksgiving dinner, a seat at the table isn't worth much. Easy marks have a seat at the table, then they get taken for everything they're worth and dumped in a back alley for their trouble.
Legal recourse against other nations that violate our rights: We have that already, again without the U.N. It's called the United States military --and it's a lot more effective than a pronouncement from some international courtroom.
As for increasing our national security, only a liberal could think that joining a treaty that requires us to give away secrets and our best technology to foreign nations that may use it against us is a way to secure the country.
The biggest stupidity of this treaty, however, is its granting of taxing authority to a Jamaica-based International Seabed Authority, especially at a time when the U.S. economy is suffering under its third year of recession. To raise taxes now would drive a stake through American businesses and the middle class.
The LOST convention represents a complete violation of the trust voters put in their representatives. Naturally, President Obama is already on board. Conservative voters need to tell their Senators to vote against it and keep LOST from being ratified.