Executive Order Holds Guns Accountable

Saying he was unwilling to let what he called a "lazy-a** Congress" go on a Kwanzaa break without doing something to end gun violence, President Obama on Friday wrote and signed Executive Order No. 57-ought-nought, demanding that law enforcement officials in all 57 states immediately arrest any and all guns believed to  be used in crimes.

"This will get those dang guns off the street," the president remarked as he signed the order, which was written on a cocktail napkin from the Kappuhualuhannilannamaliki-aha Hotel where he, the family and their entourage of 700 personal assistants, servants, cooks and interior decorators were staying.

Some Republican critics immediately criticized the order in a critical fashion, which other Democratic critics deemed overly critical.

Nonetheless, the critics of the first part noted that the executive order was unclear on whether the president meant to say law enforcement should arrest all "guns" or "gun owners," primarily due to a large water ring left on the order by the president's fifth papaya-mango daiquiri of the morning.

"What the ****?" said congressman Paul Ryan, furrowing his Eddie Munster-like brow into a full vampiric scowl.

Democratic Rep. Barney Frank also commented on the new executive order, but no one could understand what he was saying above the wet, flapping sound of his jowls. His office later released a statement in which he wrote, "It's about time we put the blame where it belongs, on the weapon, not the weapon's user. People don't kill people. Guns kill people."

Former speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, when asked about the president's executive order, jumped up and down and giggled hysterically for several minutes before saying, "I just bought a gun recycling plant last week. I can't wait to cash that check!"

Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid's only comment was "Huh?" as he slipped back into a coma at his desk behind an inbox overflowing with unread budget proposals.

The executive order would also hold bullets and high-capacity magazines accountable as accessories to a crime.

Frank said he was glad that targeting scopes were exempted from criminal responsibility under the new law of the land. "Let's face it," Frank said, "targeting scopes are kind of gay. Therefore they must be given special consideration."

Under the executive order, guns convicted of a crime would be melted down and turned into speculums and other probing devices for use by the TSA at airport inspection checkpoints.



  • margo1942

    that is so funny , but i don't put anything pass these dems and the one.

  • noitaint

    "Guns don't kill people...people kill guns." Guns have rights too! Start a gun "Rescue program" to save wayward guns that have been abused by bad people. and remember, there are "No bad guns".

    • mom2marine


    • Mitchina

      Well that is what I thought fast and furious was all about.... making sure EVERY ILLEGAL GUN has a fair shot at being in the hands of an owner.... any owner. (All puns intended)

      • oldgringo

        A recent Mexican Beauty Queen has just killed in a cross fire between Mexican Police and the Drug Cartels.....I just watched the Mexican film "Miss Bala" which is probably about as close as a film can get in portraying the corruption which takes place every day in that country.....It's a good film whereas a young teenage girls has dreams of becoming a beauty contestant.....She finds herself coersed to do the bidding of the drug cartels,etc....She also finds herself caught in a cross fire between the Mexican Police and the Drug Cartels....The film is almost a prelude of what recently happened to Mexico's latest Beauty Queen.....60-70,000 Mexicans have met their deaths during the Chalderon Presidency in his administration's war against the Drug Cartels....And our ATF boys were obliged to give a helping hand by supplying the Drug Cartels with every type of firearm imaginable!....No wonder Mex. Pres. Chalderon was so pissed off in front of our US Congess for allowing US guns to cross over the US/Mexico border....Our US Congress applauded Mex. Pres. Chalderon's speech not knowing that what he was refering to was Eric Holders Operation "Gun Walker" code named Operation "Fast and Furious" whereas US Border Agent Brian Terry was killed with one of these weapons amongst thousands of guns that the ATF purposely allowed to walk across our borders!....."When will They ever Learn?"....Peter, Paul and Mary

        • SemperFi

          I am aware of this also, Obama & Holder have more blood on their hands, men,women and children have needlessly died because of them.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Wolfman4u Wolfman Thomas

      the only way to protect yourself from a gun is to have one

      • SickoftheBS

        If a gun is trained properly it will not discharge until ordered to do so by its master.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/OU4WRHLORUP5C4UZWY6FOZE5Z4 Sam W

          And it doesn't take much training if the owner puts the safety ON!

          IMPEACH OBAMY and get rid of the democrapic party

        • walda151

          Splendid idea, let's do it!

        • wtram46

          I'm in!! Let's do it now!!!

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Get rid of the democrat party?? LOL LOL LOL ... You conservatives are sounding more desperate every day! You can't STAND the fact that the GOP is becoming such an irrelevant and unsuccessful political party. That must infuriate you that you will soon have no elected representatives! By 2016 the GOP will be finished in America for good -- AND GOOD RIDDANCE!

        • fatman45

          That's what the DemocRATS said in 2008, too. That "Reich" lasted a whole two years!

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Yeah, I remember the two years after 2010 you conservatives saying you were going to finish us off in 2012 in a landslide. How did that landslide work out for you chump?

        • sovereigntyofone

          You people are playing with fire, beware you don't get burnt.

        • jack

          Yeah the feds may come out to talk with you, remember the communists like re education camps, if you don't agree with their policies & have a voice big enough to draw attention

        • LyleFelix

          Let's pray they do so that they MIGHT learn their lesson about cheating, lying and name calling.

        • sovereigntyofone

          Sadly, you can't fix stupid.

        • fatman45

          Yep, Obama got 100% of the illegal alien vote, the dead vote, the ex-felon vote, and the mental institution vote. In other words, if it weren't for the rampant fraud and cheating, he wouldn't be President today.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Broussard/100000569719030 Paul Broussard

          And he got 153% in Ohio !

        • The Shadow

          BS no district in the US even reached 100% of the registered voters.

        • http://www.facebook.com/larry.yeargan Larry Yeargan

          Not true

        • SemperFi

          Really? Name one.

        • The Shadow

          Keep on believing that fantasy. BTW the Earth is not flat, dope!

        • LyleFelix

          All the fantasy is ONLY in your mind as you deny truth that is factual that several districts in swing states showed abnormally high and in some cases over 100% voter turnout. How does that happen?

          Just the fact that these irregularities happened in swing states ONLY, is too highly suspicious to be nothing but VOTER FRAUD on the part of the party that is so vehemently against VOTER ID LAWS!

        • SemperFi

          You are correct Sir!

        • Darfur Deng

          Extremely well if you look at who still holds an overwhelming "Tea Party" majority in the House.

          It's easy to steal a few swing state elections, it's downright impossible to steal 435 without being caught.

        • The Shadow

          The Dems totaled more than 1.5 million more votes in the Congressional races.

        • jack

          I can't wait until the mid term elections, to find out if I am going to have to turn liberal, because conservative will be dying until they run out of our money & can Not borrow more

        • jack

          Ooops I didn't get that post above right, it is the liberals that will run out of our money after reading I worded it a little dif than was intended, that's OK I forgive myself

        • jack

          And Reagan's remark about the democrats knowing so much, that just isn't so. I also thought Kennedy was a good president. That's why I identify as an independent

        • The Shadow

          Reagan raised our debt by 189% - Obama 35%- in the Wall Street Journal.

        • mthighpockets

          Sorry Shadow' Obama breaks everyone's record for raising the Debt. He's spent more,raised it more then all PRESIDENTS put together in the History of our nation' Why do you think this country is in such terrible shape'? Bet you're one of the many on Food Stamps and welfare'

        • SemperFi

          I liked Kennedy also, but the Progressives have taken over the Democrat Party since that time period, they were formally known as the Communist Party but changed their name to Progressives so as not to scare anybody and they quickly took over. This has been the dream of Stalin's fulfilled.

        • Whackajig

          Any lack of success in the GOP is directly traceable to the votes liberals get from the super unproductive members of our nation. It appears that the parasitic food stamp party is now in control. I imagine you are so proud of having taken the next step in destroying America. Personally, I do not like having MY vote offset by the vote of someone who pays zero taxes.

        • wattsupstupid

          or the dead or illegals or those who vote more than once

        • The Truth Seeker

          I think not. President Obama had super majorities in states with over 200 Electoral votes, and won 241 EV with 7% or more. That bodes well for Democrats in the future. Worshiping guns and racism won't work in the coming election cycles. Each year more of you old white folks drop dead, go on Medicaid, get turned over to the VA by your "loving" children, become senile and drop out of the system. You murderous bigots are a thing of the past. Your opening statement was a disgrace reflective of the lunatic fringe writer and all that believe his nonsense.

        • SemperFi

          You sound just like the Nazi Party of the late 1930's. Didn't turn out so good for them in the end. Romney had this election before Obama
          had the military votes from overseas go missing. Take a look at the election map by county, it makes one wonder how Obama could have possibly won legitimately. Racism by the way is a keynote of the Democratic party. The Republicans get the credit for freeing the slaves. You are just one of the dems useful idiots.

        • Flitandersen_99

          Look at the history of both parties. The Republicans have ALWAYS been for "freeing" the black man, the Democrats have ALWAYS been for enslaving him. When the Republicans took away the iron chains, the Dems replaced them with "Jim Crow" laws. When Republicans took THOSE away the Dems went to welfare handouts - the ultimate drug and the ultimate shackle.

        • mthighpockets

          Do you not educate yourself???There's proof Obama stole the election with the Help of George's voting machines,Illegals,and dead people. You show your ignorance by admiting you're a Obama supporter. I think you are in the minority,according to this site,you must be in the wrong place. Most here have a brain and can see thru all of our Soon to be Dictator's B.S.

        • LyleFelix

          You SEEK NO TRUTH and report only lies from Satan your father and the father of lies.

          Why don't you give us a report of the figures on voter turnout in the swing states, by district, where Obama SUPPOSEDLY won. Especially the districts where voter turnout was above 100% or where higher than traditionally usual.

          Then we will see who the murdering lying bigots are!

        • tampatom

          It would seem you've inserted race in you rant. That's very much a part of dimocrap's response to anything they can't answer truthfully, but, then, when has a dimocrap recognized the truth? Probably the closest they come is just before they flush their toilets.
          BTW, you're not black, are you? If so, that alone explains your words.
          They're the worst bigots of all.

        • LyleFelix

          And voting machines that won't let you vote for anyone but Obama.

        • auhunter

          O taxes hell they don't pay for anything. If the article leading into this discussion was for real, Obama was either drunk or has lost his mind probably a little of both. I had better check my gun safe, Sam Colt, Smith and Wesson, Col. Winchester and the rest of them may be planning a revolt against me. I wish him luck with that EO. All he needs is one over exuberant police department to dispose of a gun in a murder trial and the SWHTF big time, and this time he will be totally responsible. The paper trail will lead directly to him. Wouldn't that be a shame.

        • Flitandersen_99

          ...and in all likelyhood isn't even a citizen. But what the hell - neither was the guy whom he voted for...

        • bobalo59

          Absolutely right, good riddance to the GOP. They've gone down the lefts road to hell, and it'll be a Constitutional Party that takes its place. One that gets back to the true Constitution, not one the liberals say exist, but the one written 236 years ago, Where I can practice my religion free from persecution by athiest, where I can buy any gun any time I want without restrictions or rules. Where its illegal to house US troops unless its from the good graces of the homes owners, no more NDAA, Patriot Act, DHS, ATF, or TSA.

        • SemperFi

          I am with you on that but I fear we will have major battles to fight. The current administration has been stocking up on munitions and body bags and prepping FEMA concentration camps for those who resist the change to Socialism. The first thing they will try is to disarm the citizens then nothing will effectively be able to stop them.

        • PayingAttention

          Problem is, too many Americans are stupid and have no recollection of what has happened and no concept of what is going on, perhaps due to excessive abuse if "medical" marijuana. They forget things like Michelle O saying during the 2008 campaign that it was the first time in her adult life been proud of America. Now you paint her as the all American first lady. You forget the racist poem that the faux-rev gave at the inauguration 1/20/2009. You forget the black panthers intimidating people at polling places in Philly. You forget the SEIU thuggery during the campaign as well. You forget Obama's words in his book that he hated his mother's race. Do you even remember what race she is? You forget his emphatic promises that nobody making less than $250K would see their taxes go up, yet now I argue with libs over whether or not he said that at all. The man behind the curtain is an overtly racist liar that the left provides excuses for. Wake up.

        • jack

          They (democrats) will never wise up as that is how they are democrats, ill informed, if informed at all they listen to some news & then hear from a left wing commentator & make up their minds on about 2 or 3 hours of news flashes, & that are the informed ones

        • LyleFelix

          They don't "Make up" their minds, their minds are already established for them by their messiah. That is why they are known as ZOMBIES by the right and USEFUL IDIOTS by the left!

        • The Shadow

          But I remember the 234 Marines killed in Beirut and the blood on Reagan's hands. They were blown up, they weren't armed, there wasn't proper security and the remainder were pulled out right after. Short memories on the right.

        • http://www.facebook.com/larry.yeargan Larry Yeargan

          then is should have never been the case again,,,right ??

        • SemperFi

          I remember that day, went to the nearest Marine recruiter the next day.
          It was not Reagan's fault. The blood is on the hands of the Islamic Radicals which Obama loves so much and is setting us up for Jihads right here on our shores.

        • mthighpockets

          Glad the Marines are on our side and we all know we can count on them'

        • mthighpockets

          Gosh you must be an old Geezer if you remember Reagan's days. Obama has caused more deaths and mayham then any other President and not done a damm thing about any of it. He protects everyone that goes along with his illegal schemes. He did'nt give the orders to kill Bin Laden,he was on the golf coarse and 2 or 3 times when he was told they knew where he was,he said not right now. Others in power gave the order,yet the jerk took credit. Bengazi???He let 4 good Americans die because he had to go to bed to be in Vegas the next day to canpaign. Then he lied to the American public about the facts,and is still covering it up. Fast & Furious is another one of his fiascos that people paid with their lives. Now he's killing more over the fact he wants our guns. Someone needs to straighten his illegal ass out'

        • Darfur Deng

          That might hold truth if not for the fact that the GOP has seized the majority by a 30 state majority.

          State level democracy will "By 2016, give the GOP a Con-Con majority, and then the Liberal Hate Mongering Racialist Democratic Nazi Party will be finished in America for good -- AND GOOD RIDDANCE!

        • jack

          What was meant by the comment to get rid of dumbocraps was really meant, to get rid of liberals, moron

        • jack

          I picked up my name calling from dumbocrap posts & from watching the big dumbocrap politicians & talk show host like mathews or what ever his name is the one that talks fast & loud if you have a different outlook than the main liberal points, Sorry but I am not a repub but an independent. But I think the dems have a better playbook, or they are just trying to sound really stupid with all the name calling they do. I loike the fact that they play defense by calling you racist & some other nasty names, so what is good for one is good for the other & I can hardloy wait until the gop takes the gloves off & maybe just punching some stupid lib right in the mouth lol

        • The Shadow

          Aren't you really an illiterate numbskull, who's emotion is guided by irrational hate, as a result of personal failure. How much of you reprobates have ever achieved anything but short hitches in the service which made you so-called "patriots" and the love of your gun. Do you clowns sleep with your AR-15 curled next to you or are you just snuggling your hunting dogs? Which is it? Or are your weapons and dawgs all in their together?

        • mthighpockets

          Gee,I've never been in the service,but I sleep with my AK and dog every night. At least,no jerk will violate my home or me' (PS.I"M A WOMAN')

        • Kaiser

          And who will you blame for all your failed policies? You won't be able to blame Bush anymore.

        • mthighpockets

          Adam,not all Conservatives are GOP' SHOCK' Some of us are Libitarian or Independants. You need to crawl back in your hole and rethink who you voted for' You certainly don't care about our country or Constitution,or you would'nt have voted for the Dictator.

        • SallyE

          So you'd like a one party system? Sounds like the old Soviet Union to me. I guess you would have fit right in. Why not move to Venezuela or Cuba? They have a one party system there.

        • bimota_rider98

          Hey Cox sucker! I can NOT wait to see the day where you are crawling on your belly begging for help! I will gladly turn over my ammo, one round at a time!!! LOL We will not forget those who sold us down the river, may they rest in pieces!!!

        • http://www.facebook.com/larry.yeargan Larry Yeargan

          Impeach is a great idea and also put on trial for treason but no one of either party has the guts worrying the masses who voted for this village idiot whould riot.

        • oldgringo

          Now that a good point....I should have thought of that one myself!

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/AR3B6WWUIGL45PLZ2HHURWUQZA Onikeh Abisodu

        Mr. Wolfman Thomas!!! Please allow me to respond to your thinking about GUNS. I am a Naturalized American from Sierra Leone, West Africa with 3 academic degrees. Lets say all of America decides to try your Hypothesis that all should be armed with guns to the teeth like Hollywood portrays about Western Movies. Now a simple question to you Mr. Wolfman? Can you out draw or fast to the draw from one of those now 23 to 25 years old kids who used to be fighters for the rebels in sierra Leone back in 1998 to 2002 at age of 11 to 13 years old? Those kids back then will out draw you and you will be dead or maimed by the time you even move a hand or finger to pull out your weapon. Ponder upon these issues for a while and sleep on it before you give a response.

        • Jim S

          Ah, but the point of EVERYONE being armed is that while he may beat me to the trigger, will he beat my wife and kids, too?

        • Red_Neckerson

          Did we have a large influx of former child soldiers from Sierra Leone that I am not aware of?An armed citizen in Clackamas forced a shooter to withdraw and turn his gun on himself without firing a shot. No better example of the necessity of an armed citizenry.

        • SemperFi

          That is correct, and an armed teacher/staff would have changed the outcome in Newton. Damn them for infringing on our Constitutional rights.
          If I was to lose my 5 year old because the schools want to make it safe for criminals to commit their crimes without fear I would sue the State into bankruptcy for starters.

        • Barry

          Mr. Onikeh Abisodu, Please allow me to respond to your response. As a "lifelong", over 6 decade citizen of my country, one of the biggest problems in "my" country is the morale decay, brought upon it by the corrupt, immoral, radical left wing politicians, and in Obama's case "illegal presidency, just like you described in your "home" country. Just a thought to ponder, as I have witnessed the decadent change first hand over the past 65 years.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          What is your solution to moral decay? Do you ban movies and TV shows that you find immoral? Just wondering what you think.

        • Colonialgirl

          And Onikeh has 10.5 million dollars in the bank that he inherited when his Mother, Father, Brothers and Sisters were killed in an auto accident and IF you send him all your personal information, he'll be glad to share this money with you.

        • whackajig

          His degrees were:
          1. kindergaten
          2. first grade
          3. second grade

        • Jillian

          The people of the US is only interested in protecting ourselves, not engaging in shootouts with those kids who used to fight for the rebels in Sierra Leone. By the way, why would those "kids" even be in our country?We surely aren't going there to fight them. We have enough illegals/legals who hate America here already. If you have three Academic degrees, why did you come to America? Why didn't you stay in West Africa and teach your own people the right way of life, do away with the fighting and killing. Why not try to teach the young "kids" something useful, something that doesn't depend on marksmanship? Perhaps, like Obama, your wisdom is not to be questioned, just accepted. First, ask yourself: "If I'm attacked, would I want to protect myself?"

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          The illegals don't hate America , they just hate you hypocritical conservatives. you do NOT represent America.

        • http://www.facebook.com/crzydancer Richard Holmes

          You sure as hell don't represent much of anything much less America.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          What do you represent Holmes? You should cut your hair by the way -- You look like a f-cking gerbil !

        • whackajig

          Adam it is true that the illegals don't hate America. they love America but hate the Americans who provide the funds for theirs and all the other parasites food stamps.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Very ironic comment, Considering the RED states take in WAY more federal money than they give back. Blue states generally give back more than they take in... It's the GOP states that are the leeches in society. Maybe you SHOULD secede!! It would save us all money.

          Blue states are generally richer states -- More educated and less religious. All great traits.

        • SemperFi

          Great Traits for a Communist Country

        • gonepostal

          Mr. (Ms.) Cox, you are a special kind of stupid. The unfixable kind. Of course, most liberals are. It is ok for them to say anything they want to,but conservatives aren't allowed to say anything.

        • James Maxwell

          You were raised in a nation that was overrun by criminal, tinpot dictators
          and armed with AK-47 and other communist weapons including RPG.
          Currently those weapons are not usedopenly in the United States. Pluse
          our restriction upon fully automatic wespons has so far been observed.
          But to your point if i or others had been in your country and any one
          came at us with a fully automatic weapon it would not be a matter of who
          could drew first but who would fire the first burst to start a firefight.
          With the number of Americans who have served in the military it would
          be a devistating loss of life on both sides but I would bet on the military
          members comming out on top. There was a different mental set for those
          children who were conscripted and forced to fight vs thos who fight for
          their homes and families.

        • oldgrfingo

          You are speaking about the willingness to Kill which most Americans do not have the stomach for other than a few crazzies like the rebel fighters in sierra Leone or the shooter in New Town Conn....I agree....Having a gun will do little to save your life or anyone else's if you pause before pulling the trigger....The forces of evil not being so kind as to await ones's decision whether to shoot or not to shoot!

        • kthwinter

          don't be an idiot. you watch to much tv. in the history of the old west there was only one documented draw down. the rest is hollywood.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          What do you mean by "draw down" - You mean duel?

        • http://www.facebook.com/crzydancer Richard Holmes

          No he ment Draw Down. A duel is an event that is set with specific rules to follow. A Draw Down is a gun fight that starts when the first man pulls his pistol. There is a big difference.

        • Madmax1450

          Well lets see I am ex military and live in a open carry state, and can draw quite fast, but what counts the most is how accurate you are in your shooting. I am an expert marksmen and never miss so what is your point, as I would just ventilate those 23 to 25 year old foreheads.

        • metoo

          guess you never heard of a security systems and camera observation your boys are not going to get a shot off. Like they say never send a boy to do a mans job.Then there are those of us that would play cowboy and shot first and ask questions later. sounds like you watch to many reruns from pre world war 1 westerns

        • http://www.facebook.com/crzydancer Richard Holmes

          We don't need your sorry anti-American A$$. Go back to sorry lieon. Just because you have a paper in your pocket does not make you smart. Infact you are an educated fool.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Holmes: You look like a tribble from star trek! LOL. No wonder you are such a grouch, I bet you got beat up a lot.

        • Debra

          The answer to ending this bullsh t is to nuke all of africa and muslim countries

        • John Spencer

          I'd rather face these savages with a gun in my hand than without one. Might stand little or no chance either way, but without a gun you would be toast for sure - probably after having been beaten, raped and having arms and legs hacked off. Me, I'd like at least a small chance of taking one or two with me, and a quick death in a hail of bullets.
          And only a young idiot would try to fast draw on these guys. Old age brings cunning and deceit.

      • jason

        Obama hates guns so much, he don't even want our soldiers in Benghazi to have them.....

        • oldgringo

          Shame on Obama and Hillary Clinton....The Siege lasted 8 hours....But it took only the last 45 minutes to kill 1 US Ambassidor, 2 Navy Seals and 1 Embassy Employee....And these two flakes did nothing but sit behind the TV screen in the situation room watching in real time the slaughter unfold until the last of the 4 brave American had expired.....Those survivors that were rescued by 2 Navy Seals have been threatened that they can not discuss any details that happened during those dreadful last hours....How about that for Obama's promised transparency which he so proudly laid claim to when he took office.....Both of these incompetent A-Holes need to be kicked out of their leadership postions ASAP!....Impeachment with Obama would be well deserving.....Time to move Forward and clean out the rest of the creepy pests that have nested themselves within the confines of the Obama administration.....Starting with Leon Panetta followed by the Joint Chief of Staff's who did nothing but twittle their thumbs while watching real American Heros being slaughtered with no help issued or demanded by our Commander In Chief!....Never have we witnessed such incompetence in the face of Terrorism!.....Cowardice runs amok in the White House.....Shame...Shame...Shame!

        • jwright673

          Tture, but hillary, being THE SoS, was totally kept in the dark by her underlings, who have now fallen on their swords as a final sign of respect for their dear comrade, er, leader. Right, and if you could put shoes on snakes, you could teach them to tapdance...

        • Anthony San Diego

          I agree with everything you've stated except, "Impeachment with Obama would be well deserving...." Impeach him and you legitimize his presidency, do you really want that? Instead of impeachment he should indicted, tried and convicted of sabotage and immediately after the trial stood up in front of a firing squad and shot without a blindfold.

        • Huapakechi

          I agree with everything but the execution ceremony. Communists rate one pistol bullet to the back of the head.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Communists out number you people. What, you going to go door to door in America and execute all of us? LOL..big bad internet tough boy., bring it on.

        • freedomgirl

          Rodent Sticky Tape Is Perfect For You...
          Personally, I'm Against It For Our Furry Liittle F*s,
          But You... Bring it on... Suffer Parasitic Communism....
          At Least I Hope You Will...
          Spare US...The Paying People...
          You should change your name to Colon Cox...

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Any day now... us commies are going to be cleansed...Where's your McCarthy ?? Any day now...any day now...

        • celticwarrior

          Where do you live dirtbag?

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Port Angeles, WA.... Would you like to meet up?

        • disgusted demacrat

          Wow... a web site ramdo!!All typing and no ass

        • SemperFi

          lol, you make him sound like a little dipper

        • http://www.facebook.com/crzydancer Richard Holmes

          Don't turn your back to the door commie boy.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          What's a little teenage punk like you going to do? Are you related to that holmes guy who killed the people in Colorado? I wouldn't doubt it.

        • Claims1

          Could you please just vocalize your arguments FOR communism, without sliding into the "name calling" arena? "Teen age punk" hardly advances any argument, pro or con.

        • Darfur Deng

          Thanks for your admission as to what you are.
          I'm sure if you had the backbone to post your address there would be more than a few folks willing to oblige your request.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Who wants to kill me? What, for speaking my mind? Go ahead and let it be known if you want to see harm come to me. That way I have a chance for a pre-emptive strike.

        • Joseph C. Moore

          Anthony, you are correct that impeachment is for someone who has obtained office legitimately. This (Unknown) occupier of the office of the presidency has NEVER shown legitimate credentials, was NEVER legitimately vetted, continues to obfuscate about his agenda and destroy the constitution. He and his unbelievable multitude of anti-American supporters in the administration, houses of congress, judiciary (federal and states) and ALL others are guilty of TREASON.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          I voted for him numerous times. Am I guilty of treason? I sure as hell hope so.

        • bamasucks

          No adam your just guilty of being a dimwitted douchbag

        • SemperFi

          As they have been coined lately "useful idiots"

        • http://www.facebook.com/tina.anthony.37 Tina Anthony

          You shure are you Adam Coxucker

        • mthighpockets

          You should be in the line up '

        • http://www.facebook.com/leprecaun14456 Robert Myles

          I for one will volunteer right now for tht firing squad and supply my own rifle and bullets. I have stated many times he needs to be Arrested for treason frud and crimes of national security

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Robert Myles: Let me know how next week turns out for you buddy. The secret service has been informed of your post and will definitely be checking you out. I wish I could have a video tape of the encounter! You're going to probably piss your pants, Robby.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          The secret service routinely visits people who post comments like yours. You've been reported. You can thank me after the SS. embarrasses you in front of all your friends and family.

        • http://www.facebook.com/crzydancer Richard Holmes

          a cock; you are without a doubt the stupidest pile of dung that ever drew a breath. I am su[pposed to believe you know how to use a phone to call your SS friends. Maybe your mommy will change your diaper and call them for you before you pitch a fit. Little commie boy.

        • http://twitter.com/ramatwain Pat Pettie

          Thank you Richard for your reply, you and I know that when "Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
          The danger to America is not barack hussein obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting an inexperienced man like him with presidency.
          The republic can survive a liar, an imposter hussein obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of idiots such as 'a cock' and those like him who made him their president. (not mine) he is an imposter, a pretender, a liar.

        • Debra

          I believe A cock never went to school he was to busy screwing his mommy and now he's trying to think of a name for his daughtersister, dumb inbread commie scumbag.

        • Darfur Deng

          I see your not just an admitted communist...
          You're a LIAR as well!!!!!!!!!!!

        • whackajig

          Is there a list I can sign to join the shooters? I would never even talk of assasinating that piece of chit, but I dream of doing it legally.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          I think we should skip the trial and move right to the execution phase for people like you ,.

        • SemperFi

          Charging him with Fraud would be the correct charge for failing to protect and defend the Constitution and for using E.O.'s to make laws, The President has no authority under the Constitution to make laws, only Congress has that authority. Any law that Obama makes using E.O.'s is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. So sad that few people really know what the limits of power the Federal Government really has.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          LOL, You're funny.

        • http://twitter.com/ramatwain Pat Pettie

          Ditto. "A nation can suffer it's fools but cannot survive the traitor." Cicero
          However, American history proved that "If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prvent its ruin."
          Sammual Adam 1772. I hope we will have the true American President before the country be ruined. We have to get rid of this imposter ASAP.

        • 57girl

          Ron Paul would have been the perfect President to restore our Union and our rights, but the people are so brainwashed by mainstream media, they failed to notice the opportunity to have a true Patriot in the White House. That opportunity is now, forever gone. I only hope another worthy Candidate will run for office and the people will be able to secure his seat ... To be honest, I doubt the people 'really' have much say in the matter, the way our electoral system is set up. I suspect if the people's voice truly did matter, Ron Paul would have been at the top of the polls.

        • SemperFi

          I would think you are correct

        • Jude O'Connor

          It was Hillary who wouldn't let the guards have any ammo.

        • mthighpockets

          True Jason' But you know darn well,his Secret Service carries them to protect his ass. I think if he takes ours away, his agents should be without them also, so he can have sleepless nights like the rest of us'

    • SickoftheBS

      They were just mistreated as a young gun and got a bad name because of a hollywood movie by that title "Young Guns" and cannot be held accoutable for premature discharges. Now every time one needs to let off a little gas, they are hounded by the press and the POS in the White House. Some times these young guns just get upset and shoot off at the mouth without thinking of the BS they are shooting.

      • bamasucks

        The POS in Chief has a good reason to hate guns. Hes had more loads pumped into him then the St. Valentine's Day massacre.

        • BigUgly666

          ..... by Larry SInclair and Barney who?

        • Jillian

          Gums. Barney Gums.

        • BigUgly666

          Silly me - I thought it might be "frank-n-weenie".

        • oldgringo

          Franks....Like in Frank-in-Stein....Not the kind you and I would eat....These are reserved for the Barney Franks groupies!

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          When politicians are really guilty of affairs, the women (or men) they cheated with have an actual connection with the politicians life and evidence. Larry Sinclair was NEVER known to have been around Obama. He has NO evidence. No pictures of them together. All we have is Sinclair's accusations. Sinclair has a history of FRAUD (a crime of DISHONESTY) - yet you birthers fell for his BS hook line and sinker. You are not only the DUMBEST people in America, You are the most GULLIBLE and EASILY conned.

        • bamastillsucks

          Seems mr. cox is getting mighty defensive about bama's sexual preferences. Guess we hit a raw nerve or cox has had a lot of personal knowledge of this subject.

        • tsitala

          Mighty defensive. Notice he didn't mention David Young, Larry Bland or Nate Spencer-2 of them murdered execution style in 2007 to hopefully save Obama's reputation. Nor was prissy pants Rahm Immanuel w/a lifetime membership to the men's gay bathhouse Obama frequented also.

        • tsitala

          And David Young, and Larry Bland, Nate Spencer.

        • wildbill

          surely you mean loads of sperm. lots of it lodged on his tonsils

        • http://www.facebook.com/wayne.miller.167 Wayne Miller

          thank you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/dean.braun.35 Dean Braun

      I got a good chuckle from this article. Oh, by the way Obama, if this Exective order is for real, screw you!!!!

      • 57girl

        I think it is the entire Nation that is screwed.

    • BigUgly666

      I'll take half dozen or so of those poor, misunderstood, wayward guns. I'll clean them, and love them, and sight them in. I'll make them some of the smoothest functioning and most accurate guns on the planet. And, if anyone tries to take those rehabilitated guns from my house, I'll teach those guns the true meaning of the Second Amendment and turn them loose on those who would breach the LAW.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ron.trueman Ron Trueman

      How strange is this so-called EO?? It just happens to be EO 57 and it's to be enforced in all 57 states???? Who are the other 7 states that have joined our Union???? Damn we went from 50 to 57 in no time without knowing. I guess we'll have to have brand new flags made and distributed asap. lol

      • oldgringo

        Peurto Rico will make it 58....That country already has over half the population on food stamps....Welcome to the grand ole USA and the 47% of American Tax Payers who pay no Federal Income Taxes....Alfred Newman would have made a good President....."What Me Worry?".

        • Greggie

          I thought he was, or at least the Alfred E. Newman of color!
          Was I politically correct?

      • noitaint

        Where Obama went to school they counted all seven of the U.S. possessions as states. this clearly shows that he did not go to grade school in America.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

        You nutjobs must be extremely desperate if you have to dig back 4 years to find a notable gaffe from Obama. Can't you come up with any fresh material? At least Bush was prolific in his gaffes, giving us new material on a weekly basis.

    • danimal

      I rescued a 58 cal black powder pistol from a melt down, seems that the previous owner broke his wrist, because of too heavy of load. Me and that gun love to go to ron dee voo and shootum up

      • Patriot

        Thanks, and God bless you for the rescue! :) Melt downs need to be outlawed. There tens of thousands of needless melt downs a year in this country. PlannedGunownership is behind it!

    • oldgringo

      Exactly....The Gun you Save Today may be the Life you Save Tomorrow!

    • El Lobo Bravo


    • Heywood Jablome

      Don't worry...there is already a movement afoot to fast-track the "Guns United v. Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms and Explosives" case through the Supreme Court; where most observers of the Court expect that a 5-4 majority will declare that guns ARE people, and therefore have the same rights under the Constitution as human beings. Under this doctrine, gubmint officials would not be allowed to dictate when or where or how or for what purpose guns should be discharged, since doing so would violate a gun's first amendment rights to free speech. Crimes like the shootings at Newtown would instantly cease to be a problem, since they would no longer be regarded as crimes, but rather as a gun's expression of free speech!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

        Only a right wing nutcase could come up with something like you just wrote.

    • Patriot

      Adopt one today. They generally do not disappoint in the hands of a good foster parent! :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Russ-Henry/1011193160 Russ Henry

      Thats right! I'm the Mid-Missouri Save-A-Gun Collection point ... just bring your pesky unwanted guns to me ... and don't forget the ammo! Please bring that as well, I mean the gun has to eat right? We will see to it that each receives a good and loving home ...

    • Kaiser

      I'm dying to watch the alphabet media perp-walk all these guns and bullets in front of the cameras. What kind of gun-cuffs do the use? What's a guns last meal? Where do you give the IV on a gun for the sodium Pentothal?

  • 7PastorCarmine7

    Kwanzaa was started by a Criminal back guy who hated Whites and Jews and Jesus it goes to show you Democrats are the party of evil Bad people are praised and Good people are condemn and they hate Christ.

    • Patriot

      Yep, Kwanzaa is a real joke and a refuge for black racist to feel comfortable with their hate and ignorance. I believe he was in prison at the time he made it up. What a joke!

      • 7PastorCarmine7

        Yes he was in prison at that time he made it up

  • PAT

    There aren't enough psychiatrists on the PLANET to treat this group! Keep them away from Dr. Phil ~ I like him....... Why doesn't that "man?" make it illegal to glorify the killers? No names, no pictures, no school or family information in any media. Let's face it, sane people don't commit mass murder. Most have been either ignored for years or bullied or both. They see taking out a bunch of people as their one way to get noticed. So the press does its job. Killers are memorialized for all eternity, because every time another massacre happens, we are reminded of them, by photo, name and details. Can anyone tell me the names of the victims who've died? Even one? Didn't think so. Remember too, the families have to relive the worst moment of their lives because another psychotic kid or man goes off the deep end. (Oh ~ and don't worry about running out of ammunition, I'm sure you can find plenty at the Social Security Office, Treasury Department, IRS, BLM ~ any national government office.)

    • DontTreadOnMe11

      You lost me when you said you liked Dr. Phil. Sheesh!

      • Patriot

        Are you surprised? :)

      • cactusbob

        Yeah, Dr. Phil is the one who spoke to his audience very condescendingly and declared that Obama was OF COURSE born in Hawaii, and OF COURSE was a Christian. That's when I stopped watching his programs.

  • Screeminmeeme

    Tad.....Thanks for providing the belly laugh of the day! You nailed them all! Great piece!

  • mom2marine


  • Zardoz

    THis is horribly unfair.
    Guns don't kill people; bullets do.
    To let them get away with a lesser offense, when they're the ones that do the actual killing is Ludacris.

    • shannon853

      actually it is the expanding gas (a natural case when gun power is eggnited) , so it is a law of nature that is guilty!

      • Trixie

        Ought to tax that insidious law of nature. That'd stop crime!

        • don

          you can laught an joke but very soon that. joke is going to be very much on US. i personly don/t think we will stand an say no when obamas police come for our guns we will go the way of england an austraila just give them up whith out much fuss.

        • walda151

          Maybe you will give them up without much fuss, but I think you will definitely be in the minority.

    • Combat Veteran Seabee

      But as a Defense Lawyer, I'm going to argue that the bullets were coerced into doing it by the pushy Gun Powder!
      But in the Gun Powders defense, at least it considers your lungs, it's smokeless Powder!!!

      • Chuklz

        No, it's the primer's fault. If the primer didn't force its will upon the gunpowder, nothing would happen. But then, we must consider the evil firing pin, hitting the primer in a violent attack so extreme that the primer explodes in a fit of rage. The firing pin argues that, if it weren't for the spring, it wouldn't be under such pressure and prone to such violent acts against the primer.

        • BigUgly666

          ..... and if there had not been a "trigger" the entire affair would not have happened ..... unless the "affair" was between the gay Obama and the "less than Frank".

      • Beepster

        Hey!!!! I take offense (LOL) at your attitude toward my hard worker friend Gun Powder. AND, he/she is black. It's those confounded primers that set everyone off!!! That is, after sum yo-yo dun squeezed da trigger (also black).

      • EdinNola

        And let us not forget that it was the Chinese who invented gunpowder, so it is the Chinese who are responsible for all the killings. And now they are pushing Obama to disarm us - I guess they have plans for us.

    • Krazeehors

      Are we now going to build prisons just for the offending guns??

      • Jake

        No, when they take the guns they get the death penalty.

        • EmJayD

          By firing squad - inmates?

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          Jake: really? I suppose the person firing the tranquilizer dart at you when you arent' looking will beg to differ.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

      We should ban bullets! The 2nd Amendment would still be in place - You can still have all the guns you want.

  • goldram

    57? really

    • DontTreadOnMe11

      Are you serious? You need to pay attention a little more......no, actually a lot more.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

        Don't tread on me: Most people aren't so deranged that they keep track of some Rare gaffe that Obama made 4 years ago! ... You people are truly pathetic that you have to dig back that many years for material to obsess on! Get some new material already! At least BUSH was prolific in his gaffes.

        • DontTreadOnMe11

          You chide the right as being deranged for keeping track of obamas gaffes from 4 years ago, and then you bring up Bushs gaffes from longer than 4 years ago. Then you tell me we are truly pathetic for digging back many years for material. I guess that makes you deranged and more than truly pathetic. BTW, obamas gaffes are not rare, I could give you a list if you'd like!

        • Combat Veteran Seabee

          Well stated retort, hit him below the belt as needed! He didn't see the "SUCKER," punch coming!!!! hehehehehe!
          I salute you!

        • David F. Podesta

          He might not have been the brightest crayon in the box but he was honest - unlike the present occupant.

        • Patriot

          Let's not forget that Bush was an American and conducted himself as much unlike the black, racist Arab Marxist.

        • 57girl

          I wouldn't go so far as to say that. Bush was just another puppet in a different Administration, although I will agree he did hold citizenship, at least. I don't think this Nation has had a President that actually stood on the side of the people since JFK tried to warn us of the secret societies lingering in the background, pulling the strings from behind the curtains. JFK was also the last sitting President that tried to take on the Federal Reserve, which is one of the reasons he was assassinated.

          Ron Paul tried to warn us about the Federal Reserve and the dangers they impose on our Nation, but we didn't listen, so we've pretty much gotten what we deserve.

        • oldcoyote

          Couldn't have said it better myself. KEEP IT UP!!!!!!

        • Patriot

          Let's not forget his college scores where higher than Al "It's too hot" Gore and John "Reporting for duty" Carry's.

        • Combat Veteran Seabee

          But yet! Idiots like you still blame Bush 5 yrs. later! Who needs to get over it?

        • Nadine

          Don't you know that ADAM is a LIBERAL who LOVES to THINK he is upsetting us! HAA! Boy...is he in for a rude awakening! Just let him ramble...he'll dissapear sooner or later!

        • DOOM

          If you don't keep track of gaffes, how did you remember this one?

          And Obama's gaffes aren't rare.

        • cactusbob

          Right, Doom, it would take a computer program to keep track of BHO's gaffes. They are as plentiful as the fish in the sea.

        • texanna

          I don't have much to add since your utter stupidity has been well noted by my compatriots on this site. I'll just ask you this: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because (to quote you and others like you) "It's Bush's fault and you're a racist." Happy Kwanza, Moron.

        • Nadine

          GO AWAY Adam..hang with your Liberal traitors!

        • oldcoyote


        • BigUgly666

          At least Bush had the approval of a democrat led Congress - Obama already thinks he's King just because he's part-black and screams "racist" every time he does not get it "his way".

        • 57girl

          Adam, any Presidential Candidate that doesn't know how many states there are in the union, obviously doesn't belong in the White House. I doubt Obama will ever live his moronic remark down, anymore than GWB will his remark about our Constitution being "Just a G*d D*amned piece of paper". Granted, proof of Georgie boy's statement only survived about a week on YouTube (but I witnessed him making the statement, and know for a fact that he did say it, and while he was President, no less). If you look, there are a few videos showing Obama in all of his glory, displaying his ignorance. Some of the clips are old, and some of his BS is new. But the 57 state remark is a classic that will probably thrive for quite awhile longer.
          You poor man, I can't believe that you actually take up for this impostor.

        • EdinNola

          RARE? Where have you been for the last four years. It's not so much that he made a "gaffe". Its more that it's just funny because it shows how stupid he really is. On the other hand, you sycophants aren't funny at all, just stupid.

        • conserve1

          Ahh yes least we forget he saw many of the veterans that gave their life at a veterans day memorial. This is just one of many gaffes from obama

        • oldcoyote

          You are even dumber then you're being given credit for.....

    • Nana

      I believe Obama confused the USA with Muslim states-there are 57 of them, I've heard!

  • http://www.facebook.com/randy.renu.5 Randy Renu

    Since most guns are black, I think we need to take a second look at this proposal. It's not the black guns fault; they are just being manipulated by their owners to commit crimes and really don't know the difference between what is right and wrong. I think it's criminal to target guns just because they are black. I'm sure Jessy and Al will have something to say about his...SAVE THE BLACK GUN.

    • Mitchina

      The racist card really needs to be thrown around more - I don't think the left has truly used it to it's fullest potential...

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

        Well, that's what happens when you say racist things -- You are called out for WHAT YOU ARE. It's no big secret that the white supremacists are TEA party supporters.

        • JustDaFacs

          Actually former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke, the American communist party and the American Nazi party all support Obama and Occupy Wall Street. Look it up.

    • Lew

      Mine are blue and nickle. Weapon racisim? (sarcasm)

      • twocolts

        Mine are black, but have white sights to overcome the homely appearance of the black. Obama, his Hawaiian entourage, Barney Fwank ( the fairy-fine-fellow ), Pelousy, and all the other fruitcake anti-gun left can kiss my white azz.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fred-Palombi/1119591991 Fred Palombi

      Hey, what about the olive drab and grey guns? Are the just left by the wayside as second class guns?

      • BigUgly666

        My, God, what has this world come to?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

        How does it feel to be a second class citizen Fred? I got a KICK out of Obama telling you turds to sit at the back of the bus. That must have caused you to blow a few blood vessels! You people have FINALLY been put in your place where you belong.

        • ShoeFlyShoe

          Adam, I'll leave this one with you and then log out (yeah, like run away, I'm OK with that - I have some .223 messengers to launch downrange). If somebody like your sorry ass lived next door to me, I'd probably burn your house down. Then I'd burn mine down for being so sorry as to live next door to you in the first place. Sorry! That's just the way it is!

    • adainv

      All guns will be outlawed,, except the black ones, lest we gun owners be considered racist.. Of course, if someone out drew me, I would pull out a picture of Nancy Pelossi, if that didn't cause him to drop the gun and immediately run, I don't know what would. Of course there would probably be a civil action brought against me for cruel and unusual punishment!

    • David F. Podesta

      Yeah!!! What he said!!! Stop profiling black guns!!! We want quotas and affirmative action!!! Nobody can own more than 100 black guns....

  • Gungho

    I'm afraid the idiot-in-chief just does not get it. He is a disgrace to America .

    • Nadine

      I will NEVER be ashamed of America as MOUCHELLE said she was, but I sure as HELL am ashmaed of what the fools of America voted into office & watch him rip it apart!

      • 57girl

        If I were a betting woman, I wouldn't put any money on the fact that Obama was 'voted' back into office in 2012. A good number of people may have fallen for his lies in 2008, but I think a good majority of them saw their error and wised up by 2012. I would bet Obama 'won' the race via rigged voting machines and fudged numbers. I would hate to think that the number of legitimate American people it would have taken to put this traitor back into office actually exist in this County. If so, God help us all. We've been dumbed down more than I could have ever imagined.

        • http://twitter.com/GoldbergAllen Allen Goldberg

          exactly what happened and he has gotten away with fraud, murder and now lying and fraud!!!

        • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/QHRUML5XFH7AMSWH63TQH7F7E4 MalikTous

          Don't forget the ACORN employees who scrounge recently dead people's IDs so they can earn a few bucks voting for libtards under the deceased's name before the rolls are purged! 'In business since 1964 when they allowed that mobster filth LBJ to pervert the nation!'

        • noitaint

          Yes, that's when i first heard of dead people voting,1964.

        • larrylunts

          Don't forget that Democratic Congressional candidates got more total votes than Republican candidates, and that if it were not for Republican gerrymandering, Democrats would have a solid majority in the House in 2013.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

          57girl: Do a google search for election fraud 2012. The only people being charged with election fraud are several isolated incidents involving REPUBLICANS. You are like dirty mobsters who murder someone then blame someone else for your evil doing. pretty LOW.

        • Nadine

          YES it was a rigged election! And we're not the dumbed down, it's the ones getting their checks & not working that were affraid if BO lost! This was & is such a corrupt Gov. & the Dems have made it worse with their out of control spending that has taken us NOWHERE! And...it's goona get worse..the show is just starting!

        • Heywood Jablome

          You don't know the half of it! That Obama and the Democrats were actually elected in 2008 and 2012 is a huge fraud perpetrated by the media, FOX NEWS included; to convince us that elections actually take place! In fact, elections are stage presentations designed to give us the impression that we have choice and free will. Obama, Boehner, and the rest of the Washington crowd are actors, reading from prepared scripts (if you watch closely, you can see them glancing at teleprompters or paper scripts when they speak.) What is really happening is that a cabal of wealthy business interests, including the Koch Brothers, Roger Ailes, Monsanto Corporation, the American Legislative Exchange Council, and others; make all the decisions on national policy, and then pass their decisions along to Hollywood producers, who script artificial political drama to keep us riled up, and oblivious to the fact that we're being controlled. It's called misdirection, and they are masters at it. They've managed to convince you that unions are bad; that working people who ask for health care or a living wage are socialist moochers; that government has the power to regulate your personal reproductive choices, and that you should arm yourselves to the teeth to protect yourself from other people at the bottom who are also arming themselves to the teeth. Give up! You don't have a chance! They are masters at this kind of mind control, and they will win! At least, until they don't!

    • allen goldberg

      Spot on target. But he is not in it for creating a better America. HE WANTS TO DESTROY AMERICA!!! HE IS A LYING POS!!!

    • oldcoyote

      The POS IOC shill is doing exactly what his zionist puppet masters tell him to

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

      You conservatives are the REAL disgrace to America. During BUSH years, America was hated all over the world -- That is until the world realized their hate was misplaced. Now they realize the TRUE Americans are reasonable and sane people (i.e. the ones who voted for our current amazing president) ....

  • suzy2

    Obama is a fuking idiot

    • http://twitter.com/GoldbergAllen Allen Goldberg

      And that is his only but best quality!!

    • Patriot

      Ya think? Me too? :)

    • ShoeFlyShoe

      Hmm...don't you mean "Fluke-ing idiot"?

  • Patriot

    Good one! LOL!

  • suzy2

    bad people pull triggers and good people pull triggers to stop the bad people.

    • Patriot

      Hey many cities have "Turn in Your Gun" programs in exchange for cash or trinkets.
      We should perhaps have a "Turn in a Lib" program in exchange for a box of ammo of your choice or credits towards some real fire-power! :)

      • EdinNola

        I do so wish I had a repeater on my like button for this one. It is such a good idea, but to be accurate the reward should be for turning in a Commie - Liberal isn't entirely accurate here.

        • Patriot

          In deference to your remarks, I stand corrected.
          Merry Christmas.:)

  • shagphil

    Arrest GUNS? duh! Then are we going to arrest CARS? They kill more people than guns. How about we arrest CANCER? It kills lots of people. Then we could arrest HEARTATTACKS! Boy, we could have our underworked law enforcement officers doing some good stuff. WTF!

  • Dave

    eI wish we had a President with a brain, What is law enforcement going to do now, Thay are not going to be able to arrest anyone for murder with a gun, because only guns can kill, not people


  • http://www.facebook.com/raymond.mars.9 Raymond Mars

    Stupidity reigns and the inmates are in charge of the asylum! The gun is a tool, just like a screw driver, hammer, saw or drill. They too can be misused as any firearm. I also want to say that more people have been harmed or killed by bad legislation passed by morons in the government. So shouldn't we demand a ban on politicians?

    • 57girl

      I wish.

    • Heywood Jablome

      The tools you mention have useful and productive purposes, like turning a screw, driving a nail, or cutting wood. The purpose of a gun is punching holes through the bodies of human beings. How is that a useful or productive purpose?

      • ShoeFlyShoe

        Hey Would Ya...... (yeah, pig, this one gets it): mine are useful for letting off steam after sitting in miles and hours of traffic created by hordes of Obamanites who take the task of driving about as seriously as anyone posting here takes YOU (ever see how un-clusted highways are during a government holiday?). I punch little .223 caliber holes in paper targets. Y'all should stop by some time and check it out. We'll consume quantities of adult beverages and heck, I'll even let you hold a couple of targets for me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

      Not before we demand a ban on conservatives.

  • Don

    These liberal loons aren't letting this crisis go to waste. The president is a Muslim socialist who wants Americans disarmed.

    • SickoftheBS

      I heard Obama and Holder paid the 20 year old Lanza to shoot those kids so he could ban all guns. Promised him 72 virgins if he would do it and then take his own life. Wonder if Lanza found out the virgins were Obamas kin.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516711224 Vic Bailey

    The son of a whore has lost what little mind he had, I think that aids are destroying his mind! Hitler had these same kind of rants. Semper Fi.

  • gbandy

    More children die in car accidents every year than all the shootings nation wide. So very simple lets also outlaw cars. Just imagine if Bloomberg has his way New York will be the safest city in the world. No robberies, muggings, and murders. Oh well maybe not. Only people with guns will be the bad guys.

  • John

    One of you better articles. Put a real smile on my face.

  • http://twitter.com/chaotixjoe NamelessN00b

    I'd love to see how the do-naughts and the black stereotypes respond when their guns are gone. Biden was partially right. If either Obama or Romney won, all of us would be put back in chains. They wouldn't care what skin color their one-world ruler is!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1070255560 John Raymond Hass Sr

    Noitaint great one!! If guns are illegal so is Obummer and who's paying for there Xmass in HI there goes our national Debt againe a nothher trillion dollars and we that can't afford a decent Xmass get to suffer back home with nothing hope everyone else is having a Merry Xmass and happy new year excluding all those in the White House that don't belong there!!!We need to march on Washington and demand a paycut in half of all those that work in and for the White House and cut there retirement also it would fill up the bank of the USA so fast we wouldn't have a debt!!!!

  • DOOM

    If these people had any idea what dangerous ammunition was, they would go after dragon's breath. I wouldn't even shoot an intruder with that stuff.

    • Patriot

      Sure lives up to it's name. Magnesium-Hot, hot stuff!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dick.frakes Dick Frakes

    Please give us a break. This so called President is a total fluke. What a nightmare we're in, and noway to escape at the moment. If impeachment is what it takes lets start using common sense and get things started. This guy is crazy as hell. He can certainly talk a line of B.S. - However that has lost it's brilliance. We have to demand what leadership we have left to start leading. God help us. SAD SAD SAD.

  • EBlake

    On a serious note:

    Remember 9/11 what did we get DHS and TSA, well now they are using this tragedy and the NRA is helpping them.

    Do we really want the goverment to come up with the solution to protect our kids???

  • doctor7

    This is not the first time that Obama has said that America has 57 states. Is he really that out of touch?

    • Patriot

      It's a Freudian slip. We Americans know there are not 57 states in America but there are however 57 ISLAMIC STATES! I believe that is what he was truly referring too.

    • SickoftheBS

      Just drunk!

  • Barbara

    He should sign a decree against the ACLU. They stopped Adam Lanza's mother from getting him committed. Conn. state is one of six where the person has to commit himself, no one else can.
    Adam pulled the trigger but the ACLU interfered with his mother getting him committed because she knew he was a danger.

    • Patriot

      Yep, If she wanted to have a Post-birth Abortion the ACLU would have been there fighting for her rights to kill him. I'm sure, as his mother, she probably loved him dearly and wanted to do the right thing for him by having him committed but the ACLU in their usual fashion interfered were they had no business interfering. Of course if you look at the ACLU founding and history, their behavior becomes apparent.

  • Moose

    Beside their entourage of 700 personal assistants, servants, cooks and interior decorators, you forgot to mention his battalion of Secret Service to help protect them.

  • Special K

    Executive Order Holds Guns Accountable
    Of course, SUVs have been similarly singled out in the past
    as having caused countless injuries, e.g., "Pedestrian struck by SUV".

    • Patriot

      Stinking SUVs! Kill every last one of them! :)

      • Special K

        Or at least preemptively commit those with high probability of injuring or killing pedestrians or passengers.

        • Patriot

          At least get them on some meds.

          Merry Christmas!

        • Special K

          Perhaps the best way to ensure they take 'em is to mandate inclusion of a wide array of meds in (at least) regular grade gasoline (from which all traces of ethanol--said by some informed individuals to be responsible for destructive SUV behavior--have been eliminated by Congressional action).

        • Special K

          Illustrative empirical evidence of SUV irresponsibility:

          SUV responsible for cyclist injury is torched minutes after accident
          Tue, Aug 21, 2012 - KTVK 3TV Phoenix 3:06 | 117 views
          (Note. Some observers reportedly asserted "Serves it right").

          SUV hits, injures elderly woman exiting Supply Line - YourGV.com
          http://www.yourgv.com › News › Local News

          SUV strikes parked semi, seriously injuring Mayo man | Gainesville ...

          Speeding SUV injures three outside school - Topix

          Bicyclist injured by hit-and-run SUV - The Denver Channel

        • Patriot

          Thanks, that post is keeper! :)

          Leave it to liberals to assign human attributes to inanimate objects!(personification) What a hoot!

        • Special K

          An added note. Re keeping SUVs on their meds.

          That would seem to offer some possibility of keeping them from doing harm to themselves or others. To avoid deliberate or inadvertent failure to maintain medication, it has been suggested that a representative range of medications be mandated for inclusion in regular grades of gasoline--, assuming the range of potential side-effects associated with their use when mixed with ethanol can be avoided by legislating out of existence the current Congressional mandate for the latter's inclusion as an additive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629591346 Gary Jones

    I do not recognize Obama's executive order only the 2nd Amendment right to bear arms against a tyrannical government of traitors. I have broken no laws but your agenda will only cost you, your freedom, you have not honored your oath of office, so you're a domestic enemy to the country and the people.

    • Nadine

      Obummer is BEYOND repulsive!! What a cocky fool!

  • Walt

    Barney Frank is an idiot. He should be pushing a cart in the street with Nancy Pelosi.

    • Patriot

      Ya, "Our Boy Lollypop"! What a treat. When his boyfriend was running a male prostitution ring out of his home, the dems gave him a standing Ovation!
      I think that tells us all we need to know about the Dems and were they're head is at.

    • http://twitter.com/GoldbergAllen Allen Goldberg

      Actually Walt he help create the huge real estate problem which created the worldwide, economic crisis...along with Chris Dodd..both should be in JAIL!!

      • Patriot

        Amen to that Allen!

  • Walt

    I am absolutely sure that none of my guns have jumped out of the cabinet, ran out of the house in the middle of the night, shot someone and come back. Congress has been drinking from the fountain of stupid again.

  • Korean War Vet

    The Idiot is at it again......WOW 57 states.
    Remember what Heston said and many others who are gun owners....from my cold dead hands are the only way your gonna get em.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1070255560 John Raymond Hass Sr

      from my cold dead fingers they will take them!! and boy can Berry count 57 states?? where did they get the other 7 are they including Kynina???

      • Patriot

        There are 57 Islamic States. Barry has a habit of letting the truth escape his pie-hole every once in a while. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Wolfman4u Wolfman Thomas

    Eric Holder should be put in jail for giving guns to illegal aliens

    • Patriot

      Perhaps he's also supplying the New Black Panther Party.

  • TheTexasCooke

    I guess Barry is loosing it....does he REALLY think that weapons siezed during the commission of a crime is then....what....just handed to whoever is standing by....."Here kid, take this and DON'T BREAK THE LAW WITH IT!" What an idiot! Is there ANYBODY, outside the Dimos, that is THAT out of touch with reality?

  • carguy427

    Child attacks and killing in schools is rampant in China and the attackers use a knife. Last one slashed 20 children in a Chinese school. Sure he didn't kill them, just maimed them and ruined their childhood and probably adulthood for life.

    • Patriot

      There was a Chinese mad man who did kill. His weapon of choice was an ax.
      Another used a box cutter.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nancy.couden.5 Nancy Couden

    Still say this country needs to be like Switzerland--everyone carries a gun and this stops the evil person. They will find something to kill people--if not a gun--something else. The 2nd Amendment is to stop government tyranny--which is this Administration and shows in all is Executive Orders he does. Congress needs to stop him--and now.

    • oldcoyote

      Congress is controlled by AIPAC so they won't do anything.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1070255560 John Raymond Hass Sr

    I'm going to start a patition to ban Base ball bats as they kill more people than Guns due in the USA !!!



  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629591346 Gary Jones

    Obama and Holder armed the criminals and drug cartels in Fast and Furious. So send them to Mexico to stand trial for Murder of innocent Mexican citizens. Obama the ladyboy (homosexual) president didn't raise a finger to get the Marine out, so let them rot in a Mexican prison better yet let them hang these two traitors.

    • Patriot

      Are we to expect anything better from a Black, Racist, Muslim, Marxist socialist?
      Don't think so. What you see is what we get. Unfortunately.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vpirie1 Victor Pirie


  • patriot4life

    " The of Liberty MUST be Refreshed from Time to Time with the Blood of Patriots and TYRANTS "..... Thomas Jefferson..... " When the People Fear the Govt that is Tyranny, When the Govt Fears the PEOPLE That is LIBERTY ".... Thomas Payne.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vpirie1 Victor Pirie

    How in the world do these people believe that an inanamate object can be Guilty of killing someone. That is like blaming any car for the accidents that happen, and not the DRUNK behind the wheel.

  • PeterB.

    I am standing behind obama always will be and always was a Commie ####HEAD

  • Dee

    Wondering how serious this is: 57 states? Arresting guns? And the Obama's didn't leave until Friday afternoon. I am NOT an Obamanite...but get real people. I will research his exec orders from the last couple weeks, as Mr Tad should have done.

    • Patriot

      It's satire. :)

  • cactusbob

    Is there any more doubt that our C-in-C is certifiable?

  • Barry

    I wonder how this will affect San Diego's "no questions asked" gun exchange, where a gang member can turn in a murder weapon for a $50~$100 gift certificate, "NO QUESTIONS ASKED"

    • Patriot

      Ya, and how did that work out for them?
      Tax payer's dollars spent for a lot of useless junk but I guess it was their intentions that really count? :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fred-Palombi/1119591991 Fred Palombi

    Even Hitler wasn't that friggin' stupid. Suppose the officers forget to read the gun it rights. Does it walk with the help of Holder?

  • Mys77

    I know the person writing this article was trying to be sarcastic and humorous.... but really none of this is really that funny. Because Obama's and his gang...really think and feel that way... and they would act and implement any or part of their agenda in anyway they could. The idea that we address the mentally ill and their ability to get guns.... shouldn't we also address the mentally ill from getting into leadership positions as teachers, professors, judges, lawyers, politicians, secretary of state, military leaders.... and oh yes.... president. However the dems won't attempt to talk about the mentally ill.... because that is their democratic base and how would they get votes if not for the mentally unfit, morally derpaved, drugged out, sexual deviants, illegals and socialists????

  • http://www.facebook.com/frank.j.austin Frank J. Austin

    While this is obviously sarcastic satire, I wish people would'nt post this kind of stuff. I recognize it as satire, and amusing ,but there are persons out there who cannot distinguish it from fact. I'm not "slamming" the author, I just think that now is a bad time for this kind of humor.

  • colleenf

    Well, this had me going for about 20 seconds!
    But not out of the realm of possibility with this crowd.

  • George

    Was our fealess so called President drunk or high on his belief he is the almighty power. Just another indication hie did not have his brain with him to tell him what to do. Just another indication of his mentality without his teleprompter which makes the USA laughing stock of the world. That is what happens when you do not have a funtional congress.

  • lindar

    "57 states"? .....this is all a joke.....right?

    • Patriot

      That's 57 Islamic States. I believe it was a mis-speak on his part.
      Just goes to show you where his head is at! :)

  • Terry C

    I have yet to see an inanimate object, such as a gun, deliberately go out and kill someone. That gun cannot move on it's own. It cannot be fired on it's own. It has to be moved by a person, the trigger has to be pulled by a person or by an object that has been rigged by a person. I can see it all now. There is this weapon that was used in a crime. Law enforcement has a complete description of the weapon, to include a serial number. Law enforcment gets a warrant for that weapon. That weapon is arrested. When will it go to court. Is it entitled to an attorney to represent it? Will that gun be entitled to a jury trial? What will be the punishment for that gun that was used in a crime? Has Obama lost his mind? When did the president get the power to just write out an executive order and it become law? He says Congress is "lazy a**". Mr. Obama, how many bills have passed by the House and sent to the Senate, just to lay there? Why do they lay there? Because Harry Reid will not let them go before the Senate. Reid will not allow the Bill's to go to the floor because he is afraid they will pass. So His Highness, King Obama, issues an executive order and bypasses the elected officials that are supposed to represent the Citizens of the U.S. What happened to REPRESENTATION, Mr. Obama?
    Sorry, Obama has once again pis#** me off.

    • John Wilch (TSgt, USAF Ret.)

      Terry, El Dumbo, doesn't give a DAMN about our duly? elected Officials, he thinks he's the supreme ruler of these (un)united states (I intentionally didn't capitalize US) because to him and that B...h the USA and it Constitution don't count.

      GOD BLESS THE US OF A AND MAY SHE REIGN FOREVER (after we throw the Bum out)!

      US COMBAT VETERAN: Vietnam '68-69, Door gunner, 1st Cavalry Division (AM).

  • Big___D

    Correction: Obama does not stay in a "Hotel"

  • bs7sden

    If Blarney Prank, wasn't an idiot, he'd be a moron!

  • bigdog137

    Don't you love it! HE'S not responsible for a thing, not Benghazi, not Fast & furious, or any of the other corruption that's happened on his watch, but GUNS are responsible! Yeah, right. Probably for the voter fraud that put him in office both times too, right?

  • TeaParty Patriot (TPP)

    Iiberal/regressives will say anything to hear their own voice.

  • ron

    Leave it to Obama to try to do something stupid. I guess that is because he is stupid.


    obama, you are a freakin' idiot!

    This is what we get when the president never really worked a day in his life.

  • 2USAF1





    • Jeronimo Dan

      The problem in one word "LIBERALS".

    • http://twitter.com/jamescr54174058 james crawford

      Never expect a Liberal to ever have anything close to a broad minded capability. For them, perception comes neatly packaged as propaganda.

    • David F. Podesta

      According to the FBI, the most common weapon used in homicides is........(drum roll).....a baseball bat! Feature that!

      • Heywood Jablome

        What is your source for that claim? If only it were true! The Newtown shooter wouldn't have racked up such carnage if all he had was a baseball bat!

        • wildbill

          haywood you are the consummate fool. now it is your turn to disprove david podesta's post

        • David F. Podesta

          The FBI. I believe in the annual Uniform Crime Report. Last year available is think 2011.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

      You are correct. Right wing terrorists will find a way to destroy peoples lives WITH or without guns.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bill.richter.790 Bill Richter


    • http://twitter.com/jamescr54174058 james crawford

      Right, Bill! What BO was drinking, except substituting some Kano Kroil for the bitters...a better agent for ridding the situation of Obama fouling in the Liberal boredom.

  • BobM001

    It's about time to BAN "Assault Politicians". Those that ASSAULT The Constitution and Bill of Rights. "Executive ODORS" DO NOT supercede the Constitution no matter what this arrogant "FINOCCHIO PINOCCHIO" THINKS!

    • http://twitter.com/jamescr54174058 james crawford

      I'll second that!

  • Jakebrake

    How about an order holding him, Holterd, Paloosely, Retard accountable.

  • Bob

    The number one job of FED. GOV. is to protect the Citizens of this Country. Obama is trying to get out of it by passing gun laws

  • jmark72

    ObaMao better be careful. He is p*ssing off the guns! They may rise up in a revolution and attack ObaMao - LOL

  • cowboytex

    guns are for controling politcians out of our lives not hunting!!

  • L.A. Jones

    Just goes to show how stupid he really is. We should have known already because he thought we had 57 States. This is really getting pitiful, and to think he did win the election. Just think how smart the people who voted for him are. HMMM

  • http://twitter.com/jamescr54174058 james crawford

    Loved your take on how these Liberals always seem to never dribble the ball much beyond life's mid-court before taking their usual low percentage shots! I chuckled while mumbling to myself that what you were saying really does paint the scene before us. God help us to become rational people!

  • bobmann101

    I still have not heard ONE person tell the public how gun control will stop mass murder or bring crime rate down. Never has..never will!!!
    I have never heard of a gun on trial for killing anything. Nor have I heard of anyone plead Not Guilty your honor. The gun is guilty. Why?

    A weapon, arm, or armament is a tool or instrument used in order to inflict damage, harm or death to enemies or other living beings, structures, or systems. Weapons are used to increase the efficacy and efficiency of activities such as hunting, crime, law enforcement, and warfare. In a broader context, weapons may be construed to include anything used to gain a strategic, material or mental advantage over an adversary. Any instrument/object when used to cause bodily harm is an assault weapon. Water, sound, electricity can be also used as a weapon to assault.

    There were weapons, murders and killings long before there were guns.

    A person could take 3 guns that hold only six rounds each and take out up to 18 people. How does banning assault weapon stop people from killing? It DOESN"T!!! All it does is cause a person to come up with another plan.

    Do people really think that banning what will be determined as assault weapons would have stopped the killers from accomplishing their task or obtaining a gun on the black market? Banning assault weapons will make the price go up on the black market.

    When they advertise a drug on TV they have to mention the side effects. There are some we are warned in rare cases can cause a person to have suicidal thoughts. How do we know these people who get suicidal thoughts decide to take a bunch of people with them. Look how many killed themselves after their killing spree. So we blame the gun not the medication. Why not ban drugs that alter a person thought patterns. I think every US citizen should have a gun and law enforcement classes to teach people how to use them.

    If the every teacher at the school had a gun and knew how to use there would have been less people killed, because someone could have taken him out.

    If assault weapons were were banned it would not have stopped him. Maybe slowed him down. A person does not need an assault weapon to commit mass murder!



    To say banning assault weapons will stop mass murders or stopping a person from killing is ridiculous!!!

    How about banning whatever causes a person to go on a killing spree.

    So the guy walks in with a ninja's sword and starts hacking kids heads off or learns how to make a chlorine gas bomb and tosses it in the window.The nutjob will find a way! A guy in china slashed and killed 28 kids in a school with a knife. So yes,if someone is determined to do evil they will do evil with whatever method they can get their hands on.That is the reality of it.

    BTW, did you know the ACLU prevented his mother from institutionalizing him.

    A Connecticut mental health bill was recently defeated, because the ACLU said the bill would infringe on patients' privacy rights.

    That bill was defeated by the same vermin on the left who are trying to take your guns away.







    BTW, did you know the ACLU prevented his mother from institutionalizing him.

    A Connecticut mental health bill was recently defeated, because the ACLU said the bill would infringe on patients' privacy rights.

    That bill was defeated by the same vermin on the left who are trying to take your guns away.







    To say banning assault weapons will stop mass murders or stopping a person from killing is ridiculous!!!

    So the guy walks in with a ninja's sword and starts hacking kids heads off or learns how to make a chlorine gas bomb and tosses it in the window.The nutjob will find a way! A guy in china slashed and killed 28 kids in a school with a knife. So yes,if someone is determined to do evil they will do evil with whatever method they can get their hands on.That is the reality of it.

    BTW, did you know the ACLU prevented his mother from institutionalizing him.

    A Connecticut mental health bill was recently defeated, because the ACLU said the bill would infringe on patients' privacy rights.

    That bill was defeated by the same vermin on the left who are trying to take your guns away.







    BTW, did you know the ACLU prevented his mother from institutionalizing him.

    A Connecticut mental health bill was recently defeated, because the ACLU said the bill would infringe on patients' privacy rights.

    That bill was defeated by the same vermin on the left who are trying to take your guns away.







    So the guy walks in with a ninja's sword and starts hacking kids heads off or learns how to make a chlorine gas bomb and tosses it in the window.The nutjob will find a way! A guy in china slashed and killed 28 kids in a school with a knife. So yes,if someone is determined to do evil they will do evil with whatever method they can get their hands on.That is the reality of it.

    BTW, did you know the ACLU prevented his mother from institutionalizing him.

    A Connecticut mental health bill was recently defeated, because the ACLU said the bill would infringe on patients' privacy rights.

    That bill was defeated by the same vermin on the left who are trying to take your guns away.







    BTW, did you know the ACLU prevented his mother from institutionalizing him.

    A Connecticut mental health bill was recently defeated, because the ACLU said the bill would infringe on patients' privacy rights.

    That bill was defeated by the same vermin on the left who are trying to take your guns away.

  • Jesus

    Not funny, mr. douchebag.

  • ron buice

    The reason I carry a gun is that I am the first responder to crimes against me and besides a policeman i(crime inestigator and cleanup specialist) is much too heavy.and gets there much too late. I prefer being given a ride to the police station instead of the morgue. This also gives me more time to provide for my family and their lives. Politicians are permitted to carry guns plus they are provided with personal guards. I have the right to at least one of these, don't you? If I get trapped by a mob (black or otherwise) the more bullets I can shoot without stopping to reload, the better.

  • anniesdad

    Our Fairy in Chief is at it again. Three sheets to the wind and he writes an "executive order to arrest guns? He and his First Frump should just enjoy their 4 million dollar vacation,annoy the hell out of the locals, spend like drunken sailors and forget about the rest of America.Oh hell....they already did. The libs had a hissy fit when the head of the NRA mentioned having armed guards at our schools buuuuttt, who do you think is with his two daughters when they are in school? Yeah,armed S.S agents.

  • cosmos110



  • bowtonoone2

    Then let's ban all loaded handguns of every single bodyguard(s) assigned to protect – and shoot the perps if necessary – those sorry butts in Congress . . . or are they MORE important than defenseless, innocent little children?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1268319957 Doug Schexnayder

    ANY POTUS using 900+ E Orders and 30+ Czars to bypass the congress/WeThePeople in 4 years is a DICTATOR AT HEART. That includes Gun Control!

    You would have to be a fool to believe he will not use the EO to do about ANYTHING...he knows the pawn media will be silent

    and the pantywaist Repubs will say next to nothing...so what will stop HIM? Well, what?

    NO LIMITS...gird your loins...HE will simply make an excuse and do as many as he wants...that is how dictators rule. (theconservativecrawfish)

  • 57girl

    We need to knock Obama off of his throne and take his pen away. He uses Executive Orders the way the rest of us use Kleenex. And for him to be so pompous as to write the order on a cocktail napkin? ... what an insult to this entire Nation. Even the Democrats should hold their heads in shame.

    What we need is more guns in the hands of honest citizens so they can defend themselves against, both, the nutcases in the street, and in Washington D.C.

  • matt

    So the gun goes to jail and shooter/killer goes free?

  • Sick and tired

    Guns have rights too, what about due process and maybe through the penile system they could be rehabbed into a pellet gun

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KMIMFI2ZNGZ3XF6CXRAB3K634U H.DA

    What the heck is actually the order he gave? Was it to arrest guns believed to have been used in crime? I am under the knowledge that is is done everyday anyway.
    Sounds like "head-up-his-butthole" is smoking crack again.

  • http://twitter.com/oldfox oldfox [terry seale]

    This is NOT funny. Please don't send out headlines like this when you are making jokes. We are coming under real repression and denial of our God-given civil rights here. Maybe I will be able to laugh at stuff like this after I am sent to prison, but not now.

  • cmdorsey

    Then I want all the guns and ammo melted down that O'Crap, Pelosi, Reid & the whole lot of communists that the secret service guards use. If they are so frightened of guns, why are they not afraid of those guns?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KMIMFI2ZNGZ3XF6CXRAB3K634U H.DA

    I want to see a copy of that paper nappkin; should be tested for DNA and drug residue. And if he was under the influence of alcohol the nappkin should be tossed in the garbage.

    • Patriot

      Hey, if you get some DNA maybe we can discover who his real father is? Just saying...:)

  • Hillary Mcgillacutty

    I believe in the right and freedom to arm bears!

    • Patriot

      Good one there! :) How else would they defend themselves?

  • USARetired

    This proves is is 'Dumber then a Box of Rocks' and the fact that he was under the influence at the time he wrote this order, maskes it an illegal order!
    I sincerly hope Glenn Beck is correct, when he says there is a good chance O'Bozo is going to jail!

  • BigUgly666

    That's just GREAT!!!!
    One of the best in a long time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.wieder.3 Ron Wieder

    The Marxist Fraud in the White White House has done it again ! By far the most inept president in the history of our Country - and the only one holding office FRAUDULENTLY !

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaclyn.barnes1 Jaclyn Barnes

    Guns do not load or fire themselves!It's the person behind them that does the killing!John Hickley fired the gun at President Regan Brady did,take a bullet!Did the Brady bill do any good!

    Under Clointon gun laws were stricter!Did that do any good no!Crime,murders were still committed.

    Newton,Conn.has extremely strict gun laws but apparently,that did not make!Any difference.

    So Dictator Obama has sighed another Executive Order!What number is this?Dictator Obama wants to turn America into a police state were,the only ones.With guns are the police,people that Obama approves of!Also his own private army that he said that he,wanted when he first ran!

    So America this is how Hitler,Stalin started tell the,people what.They want to here in other words LIE to them,then put your plan.Into action. Slowly then eventually because there to STUPID to realize what's,happening to them!You move into the final phase for the kill and take away what,freedom they have left!In Hitler's case it was the killing of 6 million Jews and others who helped them!Innocent men,women,children of all ages and religion!

    • Bay0Wulf

      Relax Jac ... its a satire piece (a joke) ... for some perhaps it is in bad taste.

      Not that what you are concerned about is without merit. I am very concerned about most of what you wrote myself but ... try to stress out just a little bit less.

      • Patriot

        Gee, what would he have done if it was an Onion Piece?

  • What's going on?

    Well I guess he better get all alcohol off the streets, all the DRUGS off the streets..........how many people die because of alcohol? How many on drugs? One thing for sure, the President is QUICK TO BLAME...............inanimate objects............

  • impeachtime

    57 States ??????

  • AL, Orange Park, FL

    Not Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I almost sent this out to same minded folks next time REPORT truth not this crap.

    • Bay0Wulf

      AL ... if you can't tell satire when you read it ... you shouldn't be reading. You certainly shouldn't be forwarding stuff. I can only hope that the people you would have sent it to would have read the ENTIRE article and realized as well that it was satire.

      The were a few obvious clues. Perhaps in the future they should start such articles with something like ... "THIS is a SATIRE piece. It is mean only for amusement. It is NOT designed to be taken (completely) seriously." but then ... well, you gotta figure it out for yourself.

  • JohnnyM

    People = agent
    Guns = agency
    Take away agency, you are left with gunless people. Quite a simple concept and it works! Guns don't belong in the hands of the agent. People with guns kill people. So saying "guns don't kill people, people do" or vice versa is informal. They both kill people, together. Dismember the NRA, confiscate ALL guns (no exceptions) and you've solved Americas gun problem. If nobody had a gun, nobody can kill you with one, no need to protect yourself with one.

    • jason

      Oh ya I forgot, only guns kill, no other device, tool, or chemical combination kills innocents. Cell phones in the hands of drunk drivers are fine, and lets ignore the plastic bags that kill more kids every single year than bullets. Its just those pesky guns that get in the way

      • Patriot

        Let's not forget all the children that drawn in 5 gal buckets every year.

    • Bay0Wulf

      Ahhh ... Right.

      I guess you have a point there.

      So ... what about baseball bats? Hammers? Screwdrivers? Cars? Rocks? Sling-shots? Pillows? Knives (hunting, cooking, jack-knives etc.)?

      Try to get a grip and leave your asinine comments on some other forum.

      • Patriot

        Boy, talk about simplistic tripe! These people are actually allowed to walk among us? Now that's scary!

        Your absolutely right. Let's not forget the banning of Sporks too! :)

  • http://twitter.com/MichaelLaborde Michael Laborde

    And Biden was hunting for the first person he could see that he could arrest for being alive.

  • angelkisz

    When did we get 57 states? OMG!! And do you read a gun it's Miranda ? You gun have the right to a an attorney . What a joke he is.

  • Allen Goldberg

    Why does anyone beleive this POS in a suit? Pelosi is a piece of manure, Barney Frank dumber than a rock!! This Imposter is pure manure. And he needs to be removed and tried for murder and fraud. $ Americans were murdered, they ;ied about it, funneled guns and cash to terrorists..and this POS tells us its the guns fault??

  • http://www.facebook.com/tom.hunter.904 Tom Hunter

    I enjoyed the satire. Or is that what really goes on behind the scenes? Hmmmmmmmm.........

  • Barry

    It's a shame we can't (don't) hold our politicians responsible for their actions.

  • Red_Neckerson

    I love hyperbole...

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Killgo/1637085325 Steve Killgo

    Guns are simply a tool! Tools have no brains and can not do a thing alone! They are just like democRATs! Brainless, without ambition, and only go off when aimed and pointed at a target someone else chooses!

  • opey

    and it's still a pos monster, like hell it will get the criminals off the streets, but let the cack sucker go ahead with it's tyrannical ideology and the freak will finally hopefully, step in it's own shyt!!


    I always knew the foreign-born Muslim communist agent dictator Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II is a Saboteur, and this include his mental idiocy.
    America's outcry for 'Impeachment' of this foreign-born Muslim communist agent dictator cannot be executed, but he can be arrested as a "Saboteur." Our U.S. Senators and Congressmen know this only too well. And they are also fully aware that this foreign-born agent dictator is well protected by the communist controlled and infested Senate House, and the news medias. Since our U.S. Representatives are unwillings to honor, secure, and provide the people with the laws of the U.S. Constitution and its Amendments, for which, our Founding Fathers sacrafice so much for America's future generations, with the security of Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness; then it is up the govern (People) to secure these rights, since "Government are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. -- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government...." In our case, it is the restoration of our Founding Fathers' long standing American principles. God bless you all and a very Merry Christmas to American patriots.
    USAF (RET)

  • Sandra Lee Smith

    Well, this is a NEW height in absurdity! How do you hold an inanimate TOOL "guilty" for how it gets USED by a human???

    • Patriot

      personification pure and simple. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/gregbeaty Greg T Beaty

    What a joke...

  • Bay0Wulf

    Folks ... please pay attention;

    "THIS is a SATIRE piece. It is meant only for amusement. It is NOT designed to be taken (completely) seriously."

    ... if you can't tell satire when you read it ... you shouldn't be
    reading. You certainly shouldn't be forwarding stuff. I can only hope
    that the people you would have sent it to would have read the ENTIRE
    article and realized as well that it was satire.

    The were a few obvious clues. Perhaps in the future they should start
    such articles with something like ... "THIS is a SATIRE piece. It is
    meant only for amusement. It is NOT designed to be taken (completely)
    seriously." but then ... well, you gotta figure it out for yourself.

    • Patriot

      Well Bay0Wulf, somebody had to say it! :)

  • Judy

    What kills me is that obama is vacationing on our taxpayer dollars to the tune of 4 million and probably laughing at all those "democrats" who don't have any idea what his real agenda is. Taking guns away from righteous, God fearing Americans and leaving them still in the hands of the insane and criminals (who can't be questioned due to Hepa laws.

  • medic2003

    LMAO thats about how it goes with the governmen

  • Likely_voter

    Well, if guns are the "REAL"culprit, then you have thousands of people, incarcerated around the country for murder, you need to release, because, after all, they didn;t kill anybody, the guns did. When old faggy butt "Bawney Frank", can prove to me that the gun, "jumped up on it's own, pulled it's own trigger, and killed anybody", thats when I will support gun control. Until then, just STFU, you nasty old fudge packer!

  • ProudTeabagger

    How about we leave the levity to the comedians and the liberals. I come here for real news. I can get this crap on Saturday Night Live.

  • claude h

    sounds to me like he was drunk, thinks he's in the middle east . 57 states hea right dumb ass


    Does anyone honestly believe any law enforcement in America is going to honor the foreign-born Muslim communist agent dictator's 'dictatorial executive order?' Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II shouldn't count on it! I'm still waiting for our U.S. Representatives to generate a Congressional Arrest Warrant for the immediate arrest of the foreign-born Muslim communist Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II. I only wish all American Patriots join me in instituting the above demand for a Congressional Arrest Warrant that can and must be executed immediately before the foreign-born Muslim communist agent dictator destroys our sovereign nation. Are you with me!?
    USAF (RET)

  • jeff

    Anyone else caught drinking in the work place would be fired on the spot.what a screw up. I wonder if the secret service will be arested

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/QHRUML5XFH7AMSWH63TQH7F7E4 MalikTous

    Executive (dis)order be damned. The abusers of firearms and the libtards who egg them on are responsible for the crime conducted with firearms, arrest the abusers and all libtards - including Obummer!

  • pysco

    I wonder if that goes for all the Fast and Furious guns, and the Guns that were run thru the Benghazi Mission.......The hypocracy of Obama and Holder is unbelievable...Gun runners... wanting tighter gun control laws for honest citizens

  • disqus_gK4pz83b8X

    Like it or not, all of this countrys gun owners are (Innocent until proven guilty). Screw our president. Where is his birth cirtificate?

  • DAD666

    This POS is out of control and was probably legally drunk when he signed that order.
    When is congress going to wake up and impeach this Moron. He has repeatedly violated the constitution and the limits of his authority and must be stopped.


    I rub my guns every couple of days just to keep them happy so they have no desire to run amuck . I love my cabbage patch and wouldn't like to have all those heads blown away.

  • Phillip Gray

    Ok so everyone in Washington decided to go on a drinking binge, & obama's an alchoholic, I mean seriously, who else drinks that much in the morning?! There's a law for operating machinery & vehicles while under the influence, pretty sure there should be some kinda rule against the president exercising his presidential power & executive order while under the influence. The whole situation is extremely unprofessional but to do it on a cocktail napkin, its laughably insulting to our entire judicial & gvmnt system. When another world leader does something really dumb, obama is the 1they look to to make themselves feel better about it because he is the perfect example of what not to do to keep from lookin like a presidential moron!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Whittington/100001496682673 John Whittington

    The People should arrest these frauds and throw them out of office!

  • El Lobo Bravo

    Barney Frank et al should register the "gun" between his his crotch so we can prevent acts of 'ass destruction' & stop the spread of HIV.

  • James Maxwell

    Guns do not commit crimes nor kill people that is done by individuals and criminals. The POS in the white house need to be drugs tested immidately to find out what he is either smoking or ingesting to make him show his ignorance. Maybe it is the diet that mouchella has
    him eating when she watches him.

  • Stealth

    But....will all of YOU have the guts to stand against those who in the future, would TRY to take your firearms away??? I sure as hell HOPE so. Bravado in words is fine & dandy but it's whats 'in the heart' the counts!

  • shocked

    there aren't 57 states and that's the first problem ...........2nd. this is a constitutional issue and i am not sure an EO can be issued on a constitutional matter.

  • william spires

    How about immediately arrest any and all persons who are involved in a crime; That would include Obama and his entire administration plus czars who have continuously broken the law at every turn since 2008.

  • gnafuasusual

    None of this makes sense. Obama wants to write and sign still another executive order, removing guns that have been used in crimes, (what the h*** does that mean? - criminals go free but their guns are removed? HUH?) I thought that criminals guns were ALWAYS removed and criminals were removed from Society. Am I missing something here? Even Barney's remark doesn't make sense. Guns kill. People don't??? HUH?

  • Eli Jones

    Demand that the gun grabbing politicians fire all those gun toting security guards that surround them and watch their hysterical reaction. Here's my stand, we the people cannot afford bodyguards so we will keep our guns and provide our own security. Obama and his heavily armed jack booted thugs can go jump off a fiscal cliff.

  • Paul

    This president is truly delusional along with a big portion of Liberal reps. The last assault weapons ban didn't do anything. Hello? Can you read that going that way again will fail too? How about our illustrious president focus on Hollywood and the gaming industry that has allowed young people (adults too) to play violent games and see violent movies that glorify violence and spraying bullets. Young Adam, I believe, will be found to be addicted to violent video games that helped fuel his feelings of isolation and fantasies. If there had been armed security at that school he wouldn't have tried what he did and, if he did, he would have been stopped before killing as many children as he did.

    Albuquerque Public Schools has it's own armed security at local schools, as does a county in Texas. Why is that not a more reasonable approach to protecting our children? More Gun Control sure hasn't proven any successes in the years it's been tried. Clinton tried it, didn't work. Now Liberal Politicians want to focus on Guns and not the people. Stupid! They only want to whip up public frenzy to do something, even if it has proven it hasn't worked. All this to get re-elected, or satisfy their Liberal base who refuse to listen to reason, just emotion ("do something about those evil guns") even if it's been proven to be unsuccessful.

    Here in Santa Fe, NM we have local Liberal reps who are attempting to get the city to pass an illegal ordinance against guns, large magazines, etc., etc. All the while knowing that it is unconstitutional in New Mexico. The Liberal, Gun Control freak response to this tragedy is to foment hysteria in the populace when what they propose is stupid and will not work. Liberal Politicians make me sick!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jlzack Jeffrey L. Zack

    Barney Frank continues to be one of the most disgusting slobs on this planet.

  • kthwinter

    isthis a joke? this can't be real. dictator writes a ditum while intoxicated and the stooges carry out this order. have we ffallen so low.america has no king. wake up people it is going to be to late very soon.

  • stinson47

    Obama and his many minions hate and fear guns because the guns may turn on them and completely destroy Obama and his plans for us.

  • B.L. Conner

    Obamass should get his head straight(if he has one). A fire arm of any make model, caliber,single shot, multy shot rifle or pistol. Buy themselves can not do A thing. A fire arm has no brain, A fire arm is only A tool good or bad. GUNS DO NOT ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEOPLE KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/DustyFae StarDust Dolittle

    I guess with all the new laws and regulations and not keeping the constituttion is why he wants guns removed, he is afraid someone will shoot his FN azz. And some day the may, l hope it is one of his own people.

  • Mike Tanco

    We don't have 57 states. This Muslim is confused with the Islamic countries. Where was he when Fast and Furious came down? Where was he when 4 Americans were killed in Benghazi? He is one dumb SOB!!!!

  • sassygirl101

    Yes-once again we really have 57 states? This is the 2nd time he has stated this. Can anyone believe this is who is running our country?

  • Bravado

    Right on brother...
    ... and who is Barack Hussein Obama holding "accountable" for the murders in Bengazhi and for Fast and Furious???

  • OlleoLeo11

    What is it with Liberals; I remember when the Ambulance Chasers tried suing Gun manufacturers for murder problems?! Chicago sued ALL gun manufacturers for Handgun crime in 1998 to the sum of 422 million? Not just Chicago but many US cities followed suit. Why is this important--the city part? Check your Counties and Cities, most are broke and broken with new debt attributed to Crony Energies, Crony County Expansions, Crony City Swelling, Rezoning with Petty Taxes on everything, and let's not forget "pensions". In 1998, it was hand guns, today, it is an AR15 which was not used in Dis-Connect-i-cut. I do believe the discussion has already changed from Roscoes to rifles. First get the rifles then the Roscoe will tag along into the Tobacco heap of history. News for Lib nuts---not a chance.

    • Patriot

      I bet they wish they had the cash that they pissed away on those frivolous law suites.
      It had to be simple grand standing that cost tax payers plenty.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mimi.bolser Mimi Bolser

    Right on Noitaint .... Why we must authorize Government Grants to states. In order to create & and man gun shelters with qualified gun therapists to protect, council & provide trauma therapy to guns for the abuses they've undergone!

  • lencho

    Go to texasnationalist.com to learn more about state independence.

  • Darrell Lynch

    Asinine bullshit! Not even the half breed ghetto con man is stupid enough to think an "executive order" could do this. This article is totally bullshit!

    • Patriot

      Hey there Darrell, are you absolutely sure? :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/karolsuze Karol Hancock

    Is this a joke or what? Is the five papaya-mango daiquiri's speaking for Obama or has he forgotten again which country he is President of? We have 50 states, Iran has 57. Second time he has made this mistake. I suppose there is no telling what other Executive Orders will be issued if he has 5 daiquiri's to start every morning. However, there is no problem to find a sober driver for him, with 700 people to wait on them. I thought we were having a problem paying our debts here in America. Dear God, please let this end quickly and protect all Americans from this madness.

  • http://twitter.com/DGuardian2 D. Guardian

    Don't they have the right to appeal?....Do they have a right to a lawyer before trial?....Can they present witnesses at trial?...What about character witnesses, will they be allowed?

  • BillboyBaggins

    This is sarcasm, right?

    • Patriot

      Ya, think? :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1532851306 Wilburn Crane

    More stupidity for the Dumycrats.

  • a marine .

    They want to turn this nation to a feudal system. They are already talking that they want obamaass to have a third and forth term in office. As long this illegal administration keeps 50 % of the population on welfare he will stay in office. The people that are getting royally screwed are the 50% of us that work and pay taxes. I am for what its worth sick and tired of paying taxes to keep low life lazy people at home, and the rest of you should feel the same way. It is time for a change in this nation and that is a civil war to cleanse this country of illegals and all the treasonous people that protect their office by taking care of the people on the welfare system. There is no one in congress that cares about us , they tell us what we want to hear to get in office and then they join the good ole boy/girl network to keep their power.People thought Hitler and Stalin were bad, they will look like choir boys compared to what obamaass and his demoncrate minions have in store for us.They have built camps the different agencies like HLS NSA and others are buying millions and millions of hollow point bullets , for your information the use of hollow point bullets is banned by the Geneva convention in war, that means the military of the world can not use them, So the question you have to ask is why do our government agencies need them. the answer is to use them on AMERICAN CITIZENS, Now you have to take into consideration that scum sucking low life POS obamaass has signed executive orders to allow 350000 un troops to operate in this country with the power to arrest and detain AMERICAN CITIZENS with our warrants. So America if you value your freedom buy guns and learn to properly and safely use them and be ready for the civil war that is comming.

    • Patriot

      Hey a marine thanks for telling us how you really feel! :)

  • off2shop

    Obama would not sign a bill to save unborn babies and caused approximately 70-100 million babies to be murdered. What is the difference in killing babies and 5-10 yrs old children? Because Obama said it's OK to kill unborns, but did not use guns to do so. He is using this sick mental health individual that used guns to kill grade school children so he can get his master plan into action. He has always wanted our guns. How dumb can a grown person become thinking guns are a stand alone killer and this person is the president of America. Also, who are the other 7 states that Obama is always talking about? I'm 72 yrs old and all I have heard of is 50 states in our USA union. Obama could not pass the test to become a American citizen. Forget the birth certificate and just give that idiot the test. God Bless America!

    • Patriot

      In Obamaland there is absolutely no difference.
      When he says 57 states, he's not talking USA he's talking about his motherland, Islam has 57 states!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rich-Haynes/100000145346677 Rich Haynes

    I have a video camera on my guns. That way I can tell which one of them leaves to commit a crime. You know, the ones that cause the tigger to pull the finger.

  • grambo

    Have any of you guys posting below actually read the article?
    I agree with most of what y'all have said, but it makes our side look really, REALLY bad when most of you fail to see this is sarcasm. It's not even subtle. If you read it and still think it is serious, then you should either sober up or seek help.

    • Patriot


  • kellys

    Great article, finally a journalist who understands!

  • charlie

    looks like the SOB finally flipped. arrest the guns??

  • http://twitter.com/DonBahn1 Don Bahn

    When the secret service gives up their guns, and our government takes responsibility for any death caused by any weapon then maybe we could do a ban on semi auto guns.

  • Jude O'Connor

    Arrest those guns! He talks like Teddy Kennedy, many words that mean nothing.

  • http://twitter.com/rusuruwant2know Rusureuwant2know

    Don't write something like this if it's not for real. It's not even funny as fiction.

  • chrisplumber

    dont forget who obmommy put in charge of all this,,, miss Fienstien shes that old ass white woman, whos about a month away of her great grand children having to tape a sign on the inside of her front door,,, saying grammy you're home

    • Patriot

      Here I was expecting that the sign would read "GUN FREE ZONE" :)

  • wolfman219

    Whats next? No gun left behind?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LZAY6HBJQJVPQUHJKCIXHRGETU Bear

    Hope someone pops a cap in ojackass and pelosi soon

  • riosalfie

    Let us all place our guns under citizens' arrests immediately!

  • whatsnext

    He thinks he's the dictator not the president but he is really an anti American marxist and needs to be impeached arrested and put in prison on charges of fraud treason and disgraceful conduct while posing as president. After this is done the congress and senate needs to be purged of any and all that do not uphold our constitution. Get serious America the enemy is upon us and it isn't the gun it is those who would take our guns. The commies imposed gun control and history tells us that it does not solve anything it just gives the government the upper hand which was never the intent for America. A rock can kill if used for that purpose any number of things can kill if the user wants to kill. blame the killer not the instrument used and quit defending the criminals. Auto accidents have killed more people than guns, household accidents have killed more people than guns, but some mentally ill person goes out and kills and it's all the guns fault, what a bunch of bull. Americans know how to handle guns and we do not need the government to tell us anything about the danger of a gun in the wrong hands (fast and furious- Benghazi) . Guns can not kill without a user, and crime can not be stopped by defending it. get it right

  • wtram46

    Let's get rid of ALL politicians and govern ourselves!! We did it once, why not again?? We don't need Obama and his pet pig draining us dry--we need to get rid of them quick and in a hurry!!!

  • Ron

    LoL, why not try it? He thinks he is God now so I guess he just expects everyone to jump on board with whatever hair brained scheme he pulls out of his on a daily basis.

  • Bruce Stroh

    THANK YOU!!! Finally, some Christmas cheer amongst all this "doom-and-gloom" crap, and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

  • docdave1

    Rose: Speak out before it's popular




    The Plantation


    "At the beginning of a great national change, the patriot is a scarce
    man: scorned, ridiculed and forgotten. When
    his cause succeeds, however, all men will join him, for then it costs
    nothing to be a patriot." Samuel

    Few Things to Think About......










    factors are necessary for the syndrome to develop:

    crisis situation lasts for several days or longer. (Big Government
    and Media)

    hostage takers remain in contact with the hostages; that is, the
    hostages are not placed in a separate room. (Regularly Scheduled
    Programming from Television in bed with Big Government)

    hostage takers show some kindness toward the hostages or at least
    refrain from harming them. Sugar Coated Tyranny throwing crumbs back
    at the people after it confiscates the production of their labor.





    Few More Things to Think About..

    Gospel According to

    To Be a Crook


    You Were


    Philosophy of Liberty

    Ron Paul
    Says it All in 5 Minutes


    The Century Of The Self


    • docdave1

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      I am the slime oozin out
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      will obey me while I lead you
      And eat the garbage that I
      feed you
      Until the day that we don't need you
      go for help...no one will heed you
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      will do as you are told
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      That's right, folks..
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      illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to
      continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too
      expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they
      will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out
      of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the
      ― Frank

  • Mikey 46

    That was so Stupid that it is believeable. God help us now.

  • Fred_K

    Maybe he was drunk when he wrote it. Drunk with power, and no brains to use it. If guns could kill, they would turn on obummer to save themselves.



  • Dan K

    Well I don't see why average Americans who are not military or swat cops or are not cops at all or are not FBI, Secret Service and so on should be allowed to have assault weapons especially military assault weapons including AR 15's. Oh lest we forget 20 children here in Connecticut were gunned down by these assault weapons over a week ago and this makes the 4th time in Obama's presidency that he had to come comfort a community racked by senseless killings with these high powered assault weapons so Godfather politics let's state all the facts!! Children as young as 5 or 6. What is the NRA's answer? More guns. the only way to keep assault weapons out of the hands of sick people is to ban them altogether. Just a hint for you gun heads who lost no children like the parents in Connecticut. 20 kids as young as 5 years old.

    • jason

      Have you read the second amendment? Do you have any idea what is written there? or do you just follow the emotional talking heads?? "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free
      state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be
      infringed" Why don't we get rid of any of the other pesky amendments like your freedom of speech, then hide behind your " GUN FREE ZONES" and use your strong words to defend yourself. All of those shootings were in "GUN FREE ZONES". I do not own a gun because I FEEL inadequate, It is because against multiple armed assailants, I AM Inadequate.

  • Dan K

    I am going to work so hard to make people see the NRA for the evil they really are. They defend ownership of assault weapons that kill young kids. I was a member of the NRA but no more after they defend ownership of assault weapons

  • cwalker71

    The story is a fake... For starters, executive order # 57 was signed by President
    Grover Cleveland January 3, 1895. The last executive order signed by president Obama was Executive Order # 13634 on December 21, 2012.... None
    of Obama's executive orders has anything to do with guns.. (so far as
    of 12-23-2012)...

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LZAY6HBJQJVPQUHJKCIXHRGETU Bear

    Are you gonna melt down all the guns you sent to mexico too ass wipe lets see you get them back

  • http://www.facebook.com/leprecaun14456 Robert Myles

    I have paper trained then leash trained all my guns and do not let them go out on the street's after dark alone without a properly mounted flashlight and laser device. They have been taught to heel when i use a specially designed whistle similar to a dog whistle but a much higher pitch range. So far none of my guns have wandered off and done any harm and I intend to keep them that way

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.soro.3 Anthony Soro

    Another moron comes to the surface,

  • Fritz

    I wish the Dumb-a-rats would tell this Half Breed in the Black House that there are only 50 States in the USA and NOT 57. This just goes to show you how much this jerk knows about American History. Also, maybe the NRA will tell him that a gun is what hangs between a REAL man's legs. They are a weapon, pistol, rifle, not a gun.



  • LibsAreSick&Twisted

    Hey Tad Let's leave the COMEDY out of these blogs because IT ISN'T FUNNY. The problem with SARCASM is that it is completely lost on LIBERALS. They are CHILDREN and CHILDREN can not comprehend sarcasm.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

      Communists like me have a GREAT sense of humor....We come here to get a good laugh at you wingnuts! It's quite a show you guys have been putting on for the last couple weeks! Poor losers collectively melting down !

      • Nadine

        No one is listening to you...so vanish along with your Liberal traitors!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Russ-Henry/1011193160 Russ Henry

        How about all those dead children? You and ol Piers Morgan thought that was pretty funny huh? Communists like you CAN'T have a sense of humor ... you'd be killed by the state ... hey that gives me an idea ... hum ...

  • freedomgirl

    57 States?!!! What Country is that?!!!
    Not This One!!!

  • Bob Basher

    Yes pu the gun on the sidewalk and watch it...that gun will get up followsomebody into an elevator and rob them......those damn guns..we out to let everybody in jail for having used a gun free since itsw the guns not the people misusiung them....

  • Korean_Vet

    Here's the "Real Truth"-! "Paper Laws" & "paper-Bullets" have never "stopped not even
    one 'Terrorist' or one 'madman Killer'--except when a "Lead-Bullet"--stops them "Quick-
    enough" before the Police arrive--to keep him from Killing You-! 2nd Story this week by
    WND gives you the "Right Answer"--Type in "How-to-stop-the-slaughter-of-the-innocents"!
    They display 1 Photo--which doesn't need 'one thousand words'--to explain what it Says-!
    A Teacher in Israel is herding young grade-school children & over her back shoulder, is
    slung her "Assault-Rifle"-! Most Teachers in Israel are also mothers--& I decided to give
    this Photo--"My Own Caption"-! "This Mother is PACKING & She's IS NOT Defenseless-!"
    'She also Knows'--"How to TEACH TERRORISTS HOW TO BE COWARDS"-! (Anyone--
    who knows the History of ISRAEL in the far-east, knows "How They've Had To Cope with
    'Radical Muslims'--who "Cherish Killing Everyone--including the Kids in Grade-Schools in
    Israel-! "Teachers can do a better-job of defending Kids than Cops on Phones--too far
    away to Help--when 'Terrorists Attack'-! If we Copy Israel's Solution--we can defend ours--
    ALSO-! "Don't wait until the Kid's are Dead--for Help to Arrive-!" Teachers Need their
    Guns also-to stop the "Terrorists"-! The Truth--most of these women are crack-shots-!
    "IF they can 'Thread a needle'--they can zero-in a Bullet--within their "Gun-Sight"-!

    • Devon Sanchez

      "This Mother is PACKING & She's IS NOT Defenseless-!"

      Also, she is most likely scared out of her mind, scared for her own life, her students, her children and her family. It is not ideal to be carrying an semi/auto assault rifle to protect one's life or others.

  • bhudda

    All 57 states ? Interesting . There are 7 states out there some where that are going to lose their guns without representation or even voting any one into office . Wonder which 7 they are ?? Last I heard we had 50 states and the literacy of the resident of 1500 pen ave never fails to amaze me . He is as brilliant as a box of rocks .

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Russ-Henry/1011193160 Russ Henry

      There are 57 states in the Muslim world ... Obama made that mistake (or was it) in his first run for president ... not criticizing just pointing out its 1600 (figure you did it intentionally, but) ... and never insult the intelligence of a box of rocks comparing it to Obama again! ha-ha-ha-ha ...

  • Ronald L. Hughes


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

      Right wing nutcases are always good for a good laugh. That's about all they are good for though...

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Cox/1644272760 Adam Cox

    My wife is a liberal high school teacher. She tells me 75% of her students are future Obama voters. You conservatives think your prospects are bad now -- Just wait until 2016 when MILLIONS more liberal kids are of age to vote. heck, even TEXAS will turn blue in the next 10 years. That must be extremely frustrating to you guys.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Russ-Henry/1011193160 Russ Henry

      Only because a Constitutional Republic is what we have ... to bad your wife is such a large part of the problem ... based on facts within this realm of existence as well as competent critical thinking, I can absolutely destroy your Stalinist, Hitleristic wants and views Your part of the problem Adam ... you and your wife and dumb-ass kids you raise believing your nonsense ... hell man, we aren't worried about 10 years from now you dolt, in 10 years Constitutionalism will either be dead or reborn ... are you and your wife to stupid to realize what happens in the meantime - of course you are ... good night and sleep tight Comrade ...

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kaity927 Dorothy Duda

    Oh wonderful, now that guns are accountable we can put them on trial, but first have to show and prove, that they can think for themselves,, act on their own, even construct or build themselves, besides having the ability to think, reason, express themselves -
    Speak, write, plan, aim, and shoot/fire without help or assistance! Can not understand how we have such stupidity sitting in the presidential chair for what once was such a great country but now going downhill at racing speed.

  • quipster

    Liberals should not be allowed to have a gun their the crazy ones doing all the shooting !!

  • http://teapartyreaganconservative.blogspot.com/ TeaPartyReaganConservative

    According to Liberals, in their infinite asinine mentality, then all cars should be banned from the roads, and all alcohol banned- again, since drunk driving, not drivers, kill people, instead of People being held responsible for their own actions.

    But I do like the sarthesis.. lol


    funny parody. it's those damn guns getting out their cases and killing people.

  • Moose853

    Most of the crimes committed with guns are committed by the welfare, food stamp entitlement gang searching for more money to buy drugs with, and Demoncraps. Lets start with their guns.

  • Don Quixote

    Um, everybody knows this 'article' was satire and not real, right?

  • BigMouth

    ALL you people better damn well HOPE one party can't "destroy" the other. If we lose our checks and balances, the next thing they'll go after is YOU!!! A Dem majority after 2014 will do the same thing, BTW. And CommuDem voters will NOT be exempted!!! That's how it always works, kids. And, if they can destroy the 2nd Amendment, all the others follow 2-3 minutes later. Be very wary of being so willing to scrap your basic rights!!! Read some history!

  • Riverdweller

    Great satire piece.


  • sovereigntyofone

    Obama has gone too far this time. He's once again by passed congress to wipe his feet on the Constitution yet again, this time he is going after the 2nd amendment. This has got to stop !

  • Where does the Buck stop?

    Better mental healthcare, and better mental heath research and facilities for Americans.

  • FloridaJim

    Obama is on a "kwanza" break? Even he is not that stupid "kwanza" is a made up joke by some nitwit would-be professor in California. It is unknown in Africa.

    Obama hate guns except in Chicago where all the gangs have them and the police know it and do nothing it must not be important there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bodrupinhammer Darrell Russell

    We already have a gun rescue as it were it is called the gun show. This has the anti gun crowed at a point of cardiac arrest because they have no control of what is going on at these shows.Guns do not scare the government or gun grabbers but the people that legally own them does.

  • RomyMon

    Arrest the guns and hold them accountable! Obama is an empty-headed, song and dance clown and Frank is gay. Why then are we surprised? What do we really expect to come out from the jaundiced small minds of these two jesters and Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Joe Biden, Eric Holder, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer and Maxine Waters, to name only a few. Add to that list of oddballs Mayor Bloomberg who angrily said, when told that if the brave Principal of that elementary school in Newtown had a gun she could have prevented more deaths, "what could the gun have done?" To these poor excuses for leaders, it is the gun and not the shooter who is responsible. And they actually believe the gun controls the shooter! These are all Americans, except for Obama. So can we still believe that American ingenuity made possible the conquest of space and placed a man on the moon? Or was all that Hollywood camera trick?

  • photo1

    When a gun is arrested do they go to jail and is a public defender assigned to them and is the burden of prof on the Police department. As to the guilt of the gun, isn't this opening the door on a whole lot of other items Cars, Cigarets, Alcohol the list could be quite long. The gun issue could open a whole bunch of new problems. Was the President under the influence when he wrote this?

  • Nikita63

    Is this a serious article? If so, it only goes to show we are being run by crazies and they should all be put in a rubber room for their protection and OURS! What manner of wondrous whackos have we dolts put in charge of our futures and that of the Country. Only in the United States could the people elect a crew of nincompoops and put them in charge of the asylum this country has become, particularly since the elections of 2008! This is lauughably lucicrous in a lugubrious fashion. God help us all as He is the only one who can!

  • Texas Tanker

    Been shooting and owning guns for over 50 years. Not once in all of that time has even one of my guns misbehaved and fired of its own volition. I can proudly say that my firearms collection has killed fewer human beings than Senator Teddy Kennedy's automobile fleet!

  • http://www.facebook.com/aemoreira81 Adam Moreira

    Is this serious? If so, why is there no link to the Executive Order? If not, this needlessly divides America even more.

  • gwdecapua

    I would bet Obama $1,000,000,000 that if I layed my gun on a table, it would not kill anyone. Now if it was in the wrong hands of a person (people) that person would have done the killing only using a tool. DUH!!!!!!!!

  • texasgirl46

    This sounds like something Onion would post, might be true but sounds kinda goofy to me...

  • SallyE

    Hey Barry, go out to the 'hood and arrest all those bad, bad, guns. Naughty, naughty.
    What a fool.

  • Wrightclick

    LMAO Merry Christmas!

  • Henchman21

    I don't know what's worse, the idiot who wrote this crap or the idiot who is keeping it up. I really hope this is not the beginning of GP's descent into mediocrity. Tad, you should save garbage like this for your personal blog as it servers no purpose here and really is NOT funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bobbi.f.love Barbara Elaine Frame-Love

    dang noitaint! You just said the same thing I planned to say! It is the idiots... not the hunters and decent folks that murder people.

  • think4myself

    o.k. Tad Cronn, where are your sources on this one. sounds like you were angry drunk when you wrote this and didn't care about the facts. I can't find even a little of this anywhere. Just be careful everyone before you repeat this. I think it is very important that we conservatives be above reproach in everything. If you give us your sources that would be awesome, but until then I can't believe this until it is documented somehow. When I google this topic, your article is the only one that shows up....not that I trust google, but common. If this isn't true, then I would urge Godfather politics to remove it promptly and apologize, I love this source and I don't want to see it smeared with a big fat lie. If it's true, please prove it. And things like, "he said he was unwilling to let what he caled a 'lazy-a** congress' go on a Kwanza break" makes it sound like Obama said "Kwanza break" even though he didn't, I understand sarcasm but there is a line that should not be blurred- please stick to the truth, the absolute truth, and nothing but the truth.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Russell-Wilson/100002081374151 Russell Wilson

    ...this may be the truth. Since Obama-care was ratified and passed in EXACTLY this manner and physical condition...

  • http://www.threepercenters.net/ The Diagnosis

    This was one of the best political satires I've read in a long time. Great writing. Keep up the truth about just how damn insane King Barry and the Sociaitists are.