Obama Laugh-A-Rama


4:00  PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony conducted by Bill Ayres

4:05  PM Singing of “G** Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10  PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15  PM Ceremonial ‘I Hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30  PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45  PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, “Great Balls of Fire”

5:00  PM UFO Abduction Survival, Joe Biden
5:30  PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45  PM Tribute to All 57 States

6:00  PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30  PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00  PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15  PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore
9:45  PM Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangel
10:00  PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O’Donnell

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq and Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich

11:30  PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45  PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding
12:00  AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01  AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05  AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00  AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

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