Obama Laugh-A-Rama: Need a Break Edition

After a yet another tough day of dodging the truth and the few honest reporters still in existence, President Obama felt like he needed a breath of fresh air.  Without notifying his secret service bodyguards, the President slipped out a side door to take a stroll on the White House lawn.

After a refreshing few moments of peace and quiet, the President decided to return to his office.  Approaching the same side door he recently exited, he found the door locked and none of his keys would open it.  The President began to panic and wondered if they had finally found his real birth certificate.