Obama Laugh-A-Rama

My Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said
“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition,
rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV,
IPhone, IPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the
Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front
door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me
and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your
will and leave my share to any one that wants it.”

Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, She actually said …

“Dad, meet my new boyfriend – Muhammed. We’re going to work together
on President Obama’s reelection campaign.