Obama Laugh-A-Rama

There were three high school seniors walking along a Washington DC street when they noticed President Obama walking on the other side.  A delivery man forgot to put his car in park and when he got out to make his delivery, the car started to roll right towards the President.  The three high schoolers ran as fast as they could trying to stop the car from hitting the President.  One of the students managed to catch up to the car and hit the brakes, stopping the car a few feet from the President.  The other two students pushed the President to the side to keep him from getting hit.

The President was very appreciative and praised the three young men for saving his life.  He told them that to show his appreciation, he would grant them whatever they wanted.

The first youth thought for a moment and told the President that he would like to attend Harvard Law School.  The President said he could pull some strings with his friends that run the school and get him in, no problem.

The second youth said he had always wanted to attend West Point.  The President said he could get him an appointment to the Army academy without any problem.

The third student thought long and hard and finally said that when he dies, he wants to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.  The President stood back in surprise and said that was a very unusual request and wondered why the student had made such a request.  The student told him that when he gets home tells his dad that he saved the President’s life that he’s probably going to kill him.