Piers Morgan May Deport Self! Can We Help Him?

Shortly after the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, anti-gun liberals came flooding to the airwaves like cockroaches in a cheap motel room.  One of the chief cockroaches was British celebrity Piers Morgan.

Proving just how liberal CNN is, Morgan hosts his own prime time show on the network called Piers Morgan Tonight.  Immediately after the shootings, Morgan began a tirade on his program against private ownership of guns.  He abdicated that the US follow the example from his homeland where guns are banned.  I don’t watch his program because the man nauseated me much like swarming cockroaches nauseate most people.

However, I did see the video clip of part of the interview that Morgan had with Ted Nugent.  When Morgan tried to defend his anti-gun position with false figures, Nugent shot back with real statistics, but the truth has never swayed Morgan in the past and didn’t sway him that time either.

Then Morgan interviewed Pastor Rick Warren on his program.  When the topic of homosexuality came up and Warren tried to defend the biblical view, Morgan attacked both the US Constitution and the Bible, saying that they both needed to be amended.

Many Americans have been outraged with Morgan’s attack of the US and how we do things on this side of the ocean.  The last I heard, over 100,000 had signed petitions demanding that Morgan be deported for his anti-American views.  But the liberal Obama administration is loving Morgan’s anti-gun, anti-Constitution and anti-Bible tirades as it helps support what they’ve been trying to do for the past four years, so you know they won’t deport him.

However, they may not have to.  In a column that appeared Sunday in the Daily Mail, a British publication and website, Morgan said that if America doesn’t change it’s crazy gun laws that he just may deport himself.  He attacks the gun lobby and Americans who are pro-gun like a cockroach attacking a day old sandwich left in a vacant motel room.

Morgan decries the huge spike in gun sales that has taken place since Sandy Hook and says that it is sparked by fear.  In a way, he’s right, but it’s not the fear he is implying.  American’s are afraid that the Second Amendment right to purchase and own firearms is endangered by the socialistic policies of the Obama administration.  Americans know that Obama wants to disarm the nation so he can take it over and make it a socialist nation, but liberals like Morgan are oblivious to the facts.

Then Morgan displays the same flawed logic of most anti-gun liberals like Obama and New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg when he writes:

“The gun-lobby logic dictates that the only way to defend against gun criminals is for everyone else to have a gun, too. Teachers, nurses, clergymen, shop assistants, cinema usherettes – everyone must be armed.”

“To me, this is a warped, twisted logic that bears no statistical analysis and makes no sense. Do you fight drug addiction with more cocaine? Alcoholism with more Jack Daniel’s? Of course not.”

How absolutely absurd can you be?  His argument is flawed from the get go.  If armed security at schools won’t stop the attacks, then why are there 11 armed security at the school where Obama’s kids attend?  Why do the shootings like Sandy Hook, Columbine and the Aurora theater, always take place in gun free zones and not at places where people are armed?  If someone wanted to make a point, why don’t they start shooting at a gun show or police banquet?

In Morgan’s long treatise against guns, which only displayed his ignorance of the facts, the only thing he wrote that made any sense was his conclusion, which read:

“In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.”

“Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.”

I suspect that there are enough law abiding gun owners in America that would be willing to chip in a dollar to help pay for Morgan’s trip back to his British homeland.  In fact, I bet such a fund could easily raise over a million dollars to deport Morgan and his family along with other unwelcome foreigners like Barack Obama.