The Wedding of Dr. Doom

George Soros has taken a bride.

I know what you’re thinking: It must be true love.

Because that’s why attractive 42-year-old career-minded women marry 83-year-old billionaire Nazis.

Soros, who has been the sugar daddy for every left-wing, communist conspiracy around, particularly the Obama Administration and the congressional Progressive Caucus, was expected to marry Tamiko Bolton, a health care consultant, this weekend.

Not only does the marriage assure the continued ability of Soros’ bloodline of alien lizards to continue to maintain human form, but it serves as an occasion for the coming together of many of the world’s top illuminati in one place.

For those who don’t believe there’s such a movement as the New World Order or that it’s supported by international banks, members of Congress, the United Nations and royal families across the globe, then this wedding never occurred.

In the real world, though, the 500 or so guests included people like World Bank President Jim Yong Kim, Estonian President Toomas Hendrik Ilves, Liberian President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama, hedge fund billionaire Paul Tudor Jones II and Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

The wedding ceremony was conducted by federal Judge Kimba Wood, the former Playboy bunny whose nomination by President Clinton to the post of attorney general was rejected by Congress.

The wedding was held at Soros’ Bedford, New York, estate. The reception was planned for the Caramoor Arts Center.

While the Illuminati party — after the ritual blood-sacrifice, of course — and dine on caviar and medallions of panda in a zesty truffle sauce, the American people who have lived under the rules imposed by the NWO and their puppets continue to suffer with record unemployment, an imploding health care system, loss of our constitutionally protected rights, skyrocketing prices, loss of individual homes, degradation of moral standards and a growing police state.

Where’s a well-placed meteor strike when you need one?