Creepy Porn Star Lawyer Avenatti Thinks People Want Him to Run for President


Oh, for Pete’s sake. Now the creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti thinks the people are clamoring for him to run for president of the United States.

Avenatti, lawyer to the stars… well, the porn stars, anyway… is moving on from being the confidant of porn “actress” Stormy Daniels. Now he thinks that he can become president of the U.S.

Avenatti is apparently in Iowa now rutting around the Iowa Democrats and “exploring” a run for the White House.

According to theDes Moines Register:

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After three canceled flights and a 700-mile road trip, the lawyer known for representing adult film actress Stormy Daniels in her case against Republican President Donald Trump, is ready to put his stake in the ground in the first-in-the-nation caucus state.

“I’m exploring a run for the presidency of the United States, and I wanted to come to Iowa and listen to people and learn about some issues that are facing the citizens of Iowa and do my homework,” Avenatti told the Des Moines Register in an interview Thursday.

Avenatti, who rose to prominence as an outspoken critic of the president, toured the Iowa State Fair Thursday posing for selfies with fans. He is scheduled to speak at the Democratic Wing Ding fundraiser Friday night in Clear Lake.

That event, a celebrated platform for presidential hopefuls and rising stars alike, hosted Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders in 2015. Then-U.S. Sen. Barack Obama headlined the event during his first run for president in 2007.

Oh, please. There isn’t a single voter hoping that Michael Avenatti would run for president!

He claims he’s serious, too.

“I would never think to come to Iowa in order to use the state or the people of the state to raise my profile,” Avenatti said. “And obviously if I do this, then I intend to work hard and I know that ultimately the trust of the citizens of Iowa is going to have to be earned.”

Yeah, Sure.

This huckster knows only one thing, flogging his own name.

I would think that Stormy Daniels herself would get more votes for president than Michael Avenatti.

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