President Donald Trump wished Americans a ‘Merry Christmas.’ As you can imagine, the internet trolls and social justice warriors exploded into a firework mess of tears and snot.
*Insert crying snowflake* But, but, but, it’s supposed to be “Happy Holidays!.”
The Trumps decorated for their first Christmas at the White House, and it is absolutely exquisite. They also tossed the “Happy Holidays” card that was traditionally used by the Obamas and oped for a “Merry Christmas” card.
Here are the bah-humbug responses on Twitter:
Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus was born in August. Happy Holidays, idiots.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) November 29, 2017
All of you will forever be remembered as accomplices to the most corrupt/illegitimate/racist/dumbest administration in the history of this young country. It will be all that your ancestors will remember you by. Happy holidays.
— tony altamirano (@tony_altamirano) November 29, 2017
It's beginning to look a lot like crazy. Every. single. day. Happy holidays, everyone!
— Chris O'Brien (@ChrisOB617) November 29, 2017
Dump a lot of coal, CLEAN coal, in Trump's stocking and leave a note telling him to start saying "Happy Holidays, you bigot."
— Marie Nina (@MarieNinaAune) November 29, 2017
.@realDonaldTrump I have never called you my president and I never will. Happy holidays.
— ❄️Allie Wen❄️ (@alliewen21) November 29, 2017
— Debbie Sideris🌈❄ (@debbiesideris) November 29, 2017
IM SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
MERRY🎅🏼XMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS🎄… & 🙏🏻ING trump SPENDS NEXT XMAS IN PRISON,WITH A CELLMATE
— Cher (@cher) November 29, 2017
— J Klein Artist Mgmt (@jakleintalent) November 29, 2017
Oh super! That totally makes up for the corruption, nepotism, ignorance and racism, for the thieving , the callousness, the endless lying, the baseline sexism, the slimeball kakistocracy that is the Trump administration. Happy effing Christmas.
— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) November 28, 2017