An entire neighborhood is preparing a giant picnic and BBQ grill-off to strike back against a nasty vegan neighbor who is suing them for daring to cook meat on their outdoor BBQ grills and “allowing” the delicious odors to “drift” onto her property.
Crazed vegan, Cilla Carden, of Perth Australia, could not get any satisfaction with the police, so now she is trying to drag her neighbors into court to sue them for their weekend BBQs.
The wild-eyed leaf-muncher recently told the media that her neighbors “deliberately” let their BBQ smoke go onto her property to assault her with the delicious odors of charring meat.
Sure. Because every BBQer can control the wind!
“It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep,” this goofy woman said.
So far, Australia’s courts have told this nut to pound sand and have thrown out her silly nuisance lawsuits. Yet she keeps trying.
But the neighborhood is not sitting idly by.
“Thousands of Aussie meat eaters are planning to attend a mass community BBQ outside the home of a vegan woman who has been fighting neighbors over the smell of their outdoor cooking of meat and fish,” Breitbart News reported.
The locals are gathering for an event they are calling “Community BBQ for Cilla Carden.”
So far, thousands have either signed up to attend or have expressed an interest in so doing.
And what is Mz Carden doing?
You guessed it, threatening to sue everyone all over again.
In response, Carden told the Daily Mail she is aware of the event and has instructed her lawyer, John Hammond of Hammond Legal, to seek legal redress against organizers.
Hammond posted a statement on Facebook cautioning that anyone who attended could face criminal charges.
“Any person who seeks to attend Ms Carden’s property on Saturday October 19, 2019 or at any other time in relation to this event or matter will be referred to the WA police on the ground of trespass,” he wrote.
I guess you have to turn in your sense of humor when you become an anemic vegan.
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