Obama Laugh-A-Rama: Democrat Dog


I have two 3-year-old female Chesapeake Bay Retriever hunting dogs, Lucy and Cassie.

My dogs sleep about 20 hours a day.

They have their food prepared for them.

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They can eat whenever they want, 24/7/365.

Their meals are provided at no cost to them.

They visit Dr. Dan or Dr. Mel once a year for their checkups, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this they pay nothing and nothing is required of them.

They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than they need, but they are not required to do any upkeep.

If they make a mess, I have to clean it up.

They have their choices of luxurious places to sleep.

They receive these accommodations absolutely free.

They are living like queens, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of their costs are picked up by me, living on just my retirement and Social Security.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.

Holy Mackerel, my dogs are Democrats!

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