Appearing at the Davos World Economic Forum, Britain’s Prince Charles demanded that governments across the world bury their citizens in hefty new “green taxes.”
The global warming lunatic insisted that the world needs to pay up to stop globaloney.
But his fortune should be excluded, of course.
“This is why I need your help, your ingenuity and your practical skills to ensure that the private sector leads the world out of the approaching catastrophe into which we have engineered ourselves,” Charles said during his address.
“Now it is time to take it to the next level. In order to secure our future and to prosper we need to evolve our economic model,” the out of touch nut exclaimed.
Oh, and how did the Bonney prince get to Davos? Why, by a $20,000 private jet flight, of course.
Charles also took time out to meet school truant and environmental scold Greta Thunberg the pious.
As the Daily Mail reported:
Around an hour earlier Charles told leaders gathered at the Forum: ‘Ladies and gentleman, you all have a seat at the table as this must be the year that we put ourselves on the right track.’
He added: ‘Do we want to go down in history as the people who did nothing to bring the world back from the brink, in trying to restore the balance, when we could have done? I don’t want to.
‘Just think for a moment, what good is all the extra wealth in the world gained from business as usual if you can do nothing with it except watch it burn in catastrophic conditions.
‘This is why I need your help, your ingenuity and your practical skills to ensure that the private sector leads the world out of the approaching catastrophe into which we have engineered ourselves.’
Charles demanded that the world’s leaders invest in STEM (science, technology, engineering and maths) to help make sure new technologies are able to make it to market, and said they need to invest in agriculture and forestry.
He also suggested that the world put an end to capitalism.
But… you know… we should leave his billions alone because he is needed to show us the way and he needs those private jet flights all across the world to tell us how to live.Facebook and Twitter, and visit our friends at RepublicanLegion.com.
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