Walmart Pulls Sweater Featuring Santa Snorting Cocaine


Walmart has apologized and pulled a series of sweaters off its website after people were shocked to find one showing Jolly St. Nick snorting a line of cocaine.

We know that Santa’s reindeer fly high, but apparently these sweater want us to think Santa does, too… but not in that “magical” sort of way.

The sweater in question showed Santa at a table holding a straw with three lines of cocaine before him, and the words “let it snow” were added underneath.

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“We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America,” the description of the sweater read. “That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really likes to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow.”

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Even though it apologized and dumped the products, Walmart hastened to note that the sweaters were not sold directly by them.

“These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, do not represent Walmart’s values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace. We apologize for any unintended offense this may have caused,” a store spokesperson told Global News Canada on Saturday.

There were other tasteless Christmas sweaters, too. The same third party also has a sweater showing a pantsless Santa having his “chestnuts roasted” on a fire, another showing Santa on the toilet, one with Santa’s naked rear end being violated by a space alien, and yet another with a femdom beating a naked Santa with a whip.

Naturally, many on social media were not amused by the sweater designs:

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