Yeah, that is not a misleading headline. A female protester actually superglued her breasts to the ground to protest the myth of global warming.
The idiocy occurred in London, England, as protesters have been parading around the town but one woman protesting for a group called Extinction Rebellion took her passion a tad too far.
The Sun reported that the woman glued her breasts to the road outside offices for investment company Goldman Sachs.
When police finally arrived, they erected screens around the moron to “protect her modesty,” but it seems that she was far less interested in that modesty than the police.
Police have reported that thus far about 1,130 left-wing protesters have been arrested at these protests.
Gluing themselves to things is apparently the “in” thing with these nuts. Other protesters glued themselves to each other and then to a wall at the London Stock Exchange.
One worker in the financial field told the media, “It’s annoying. I want to earn a living and I need to make sure that I do. I need to live on the planet too.”
Some of these protesters were wearing sings that read, “climate emergency.”
One of the protesters claimed they targeted the stock exchange because traders there were “making millions, even billions, of pounds out of trading ecological destruction.”
Extinction Rebellion released a statement saying, “We will leave the physical locations but a space for truth-telling has been opened up in the world. We know we have disrupted your lives. We do not do this lightly. We only do this because this is an emergency.”
“The financial industry is responsible for funding climate and ecological destruction and we are calling on them, the companies and the institutions that allow this to happen, to tell the truth,” the group added.
The number of arrests has surpassed the 752 arrests made during the anti-nuclear protests held in 1982, Scotland Yard said.
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