Witches are apparently upset with President Donald Trump for calling special counsel Robert Mueller’s fake “Russia collusion” investigation a “witch hunt.” No, really.
People of the “witch community” are now whining that Trump is using a phrase that brings disrepute on their members.
How can witches get any worse reputation!
Anyway, according to the New York Post, witches are mad at Trump:
Witchcraft practitioners are fuming over President Trump’s repeated use of the phrase “witch hunt” to describe special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election, according to a new report.
“To have him compare his situation to the worst period in our history is just infuriating,” witch Kitty Randall told the Daily Beast.
Of course, we’ve all heard Trump call the fake “Russia collusion” investigation a witch hunt.
As the paper notes:
Trump has invoked the phrase more than 60 times on Twitter alone — much to the horror of actual witches, who tend to be lefties, the news outlet reports.
“It is particularly horrifying because many modern practitioners of witchcraft devote their lives to seeking compassion and justice,” David Salisbury, a lead organizer at Washington witch community Firefly House said according to the Post.
First of all, there is no “witch community.” A couple goofballs spread across the country do not a “community” make.
To take out their frustrations, these “witchcraft practitioners” are now warming up their cauldrons and casting spells to attack the president with their dark arts.
However, not all “witchcraft practitioners” think they should try to cast spells against the president.
“I don’t think we need to attack Trump with spells,” one witcheypoo said. “He’s in the middle of a process of self-destruction.”
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